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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Breaking via Threads:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Spotted on Telegram:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Going viral on YouTube:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Just landed via Discord:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Trending via X:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Making waves on Telegram:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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Share →: I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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"According to my calculations, I'm your soulmate…Sorry, the numbers don't lie! 😏💖 Who knew finding love was as easy as crunching numbers?"
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Share →: Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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"Imagine the look on Benjamin Franklin's face when you tell him about your hi-tech stove 🔥📶 He'd probably wonder if lightning could strike twice in the same place! ⚡️😄 #FutureIsNow"
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Share →: I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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Oh, the shocking revelation! 🤯 Who would have thought that actually reading is the key to looking like a well-read individual? 📚👀 Say it isn't so! Next thing you know, they'll be telling us the secret to looking fit is to exercise! 😂 #MindBlown

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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Friends with consequences.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Going viral on Telegram:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Making waves on YouTube:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

Reported on Facebook:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

Just landed via Instagram:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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