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Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Making waves on Slack:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Going bananas on Pinterest:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Shared recently on Twitch:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Making waves on Messenger:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Live now on WeChat:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Just landed via Facebook:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

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82 shares on YouTube this month:

Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already.

49 shares on Slack this month:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

48 shares on Facebook this month:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

74 shares on X this month:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

Just landed via Reddit:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

Going bananas on Slack:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

Live now on Facebook:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Spotted on Facebook:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Just shared via WeChat:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Breaking via Reddit:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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