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The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

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I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

Breaking via Slack:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Just shared via Facebook:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Trending via X:

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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58 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

90 shares on X this month:

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

15 shares on Messenger this month:

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

98 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

60 shares on Discord this month:

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

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Breaking news is really breaking me.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

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Seen just now on Instagram:

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Making waves on Threads:

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

Spreading quickly via X:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Spotted on YouTube:

I suffer from awesomnia.

Just shared via Threads:

I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

Making waves on Discord:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

Just landed via Facebook:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Seen just now on Instagram:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

Just shared via Slack:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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