1625 Funny irony quotes

• How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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  couple, humor, irony, love, married, need, ones, people, relationship, single

• Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

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  5 months ago

  able, adulthood, alone, choice, choose, day, freedom, hear, home, humor, irony, kid, loneliness, scary, scary story, stay, stay home, story, want, whatever

• ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

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  ability, absolutely, ADHD, anything, being, good, humor, irony, life, live, necessity, need, pretty, skill, struggle, talent, terrible, want

• I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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  cost, cost of living, economy, expensive, food, food price, humor, i, inflation, irony, just, living, love, minimum, minimum wage, policy, price, raise, wage, wage policy

• The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

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  comparison, envy, except, humor, irony, know, leisure, media, need, social, social media, thing, vacation, work

• Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

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  annoyance, communication, crazy, getting, ghosted, ghosting, interaction, irony, place, relationship, social, social interaction, someone

• Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

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  along, American, American dream, debt, dream, economy, finance, humor, irony, lifestyle, maybe, money, real

• People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

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  before, behavior, contradiction, here, humor, i, irony, never, people, say

• I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

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  am, distress, happy, hit, humor, i, intended, irony, listening, music, pharrell, Pharrell Williams, smash, song, time, truly, understanding, williams

• Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

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  5 months ago

  attitude, confidence, humor, imagination, imagine, irony, knowledge, sarcasm, thinking

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