Funny quotes judge

13 Funny judge quotes

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025