11 Funny judgment quotes

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  21 hours ago

  Share →: Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

  Commentary:
  Sure, cheers to defying time zones 🍻—pretty sure the airport is where clocks go on vacation! ✈️⏰

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like they’ve got nothing to hide… except maybe streak marks on the windows! 😆🔍🏠

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

  Commentary:
  "Judging the judges like it's a sport! 👀🎯😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

  Commentary:
  "Fact check: Everyone has their 'hot mess' moments—some just look hotter doing it! 😂🔥 #EqualOpportunityTerribleness"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

  Commentary:
  "When life hands you feelings, turn them into questionable decisions! 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️🍕 #EmotionalRollercoaster"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, fresh air and fresh judgments… the original social media! 📱➡️🙋‍♀️🌳 #OfflineCritiques"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the joy of having a music taste that's as unpredictable as the weather forecast! 🎶 One minute you're the DJ hero, introducing everyone to hidden gems, and the next you're the embarrassed party-goer praying no one finds out about your guilty pleasure playlists. 🙈 Who knew musical rollercoasters could be this entertaining! 🎵😄 #MusicalWhiplash"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the audacity of that sly couch! 😏 It's probably plotting a strategic nap attack on you! Better keep an eye on it before it lures you into deep relaxation mode! 🛋️😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, look at you, remembering all your kids! So *fancy* 🙄 Meanwhile, I'm over here just trying to keep track of my own head! 🤪 #ParentingSkills"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to judge based on superficial criteria when you can simply judge people for their bad behavior? It's like skipping the appetizer and going straight for the main course of judgment! 🙅‍♂️🌈 Just say no to discrimination and yes to calling out bad behavior wherever you see it! 💁‍♀️"

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