Funny judgment quotes

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025