16 Funny judgment quotes

• I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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  2 weeks ago

  ability, evil, humor, i, judgment, media, perception, picture, profile, profile picture, social, social media, where

• People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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  1 month ago

  glass, glass house, house, houses, humor, hypocrisy, irony, judgment, live, people, put, sarcasm, should, watchlist

• People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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  1 month ago

  appearance, commentary, days, humor, i, judgment, just, looking, observation, people, sarcasm, social, social commentary, tell, too

• We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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  1 month ago

  appearance, attractiveness, critique, hot, hot people, humor, important, judgment, know, people, social, social critique, stereotypes, terrible

• Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

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  1 month ago

  emotional, feelings, humor, judgment, let, mood

• Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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  1 month ago

  addiction, detox, digital, digital detox, humor, i, interaction, iPhone, judge, judgment, myself, outdoor, outside, people, person, put, remind, self-reminder, social, social interaction, sometimes, technology, technology addiction

• My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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  1 month ago

  guilty, guilty pleasure, humor, i, judge, judgment, listen, listening, me, music, pleasure, range, taste

• My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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  1 month ago

  better, couch, doing, exactly, furniture, humor, judgment, knows, laziness, looking, me, personality, stop

• Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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  1 month ago

  act, better, bring, children, competition, drop, drop off, hate, humor, judgment, just, me, parent, parenting, parents, school

• Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

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  1 month ago

  advice, growth, humor, judge, judgment, less, life, little, personal, personal growth, perspective, self-reflection, should

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