1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on. Posted on15 hours ago
“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to. Posted on18 hours ago
The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!” Posted on1 day ago
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Posted on3 days ago