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15 Funny jump quotes

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025
If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
We've all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025