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21 Funny jump quotes

Funny jump quotes 🦘 bring a burst of energy and laughter to your day! Whether you’re leaping into new adventures or just trying to get off the couch, these witty sayings will make you smile 😄 and maybe even inspire a spontaneous jump of joy. Ready to bounce into some hilarious vibes? Let’s jump right in! 🚀✨

Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Posted onFeb 14, 2025Feb 14, 2025

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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