Funny junk quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

  Commentary:
  Such self-control is admirable until snack time hits and the chips are down!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate test of love and patience – the parental purging request for your treasure trove of 'memorabilia'! It's like being asked to part with a piece of your historic treasure map that leads to nostalgic treasures, or at least that's what you tell yourself to avoid tossing those beloved junk boxes!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to organize my thoughts is like trying to tidy up after a tornado in a thrift shop ! My mind is a chaotic circus of random ideas bouncing around like excited puppies on a trampoline . Who knew the junk drawer could be this lively and unpredictable? "

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone is ready to take extreme measures when it comes to managing their email! Setting your laptop on fire might be a bit over the top, but we've all been tempted to unleash our inner pyromaniac on a flooded inbox. Remember, it's all fun and games until your laptop melts into a pile of ashes!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

  Commentary:
  "No more playing postman for the neighbors this December! Can't risk being the middleman for Santa's not-so-nice deliveries again #NoMoreJunkMail"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

  Commentary:
  Looks like that pen in the junk drawer decided to rise from its slumber like a grumpy old dragon guarding its treasure! Watch out, folks, we've got a feisty pen on the loose! Shepherd it back into the writing world with a bit of humor and a dash of ink therapy!

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