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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

3 months ago

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

3 months ago

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

3 months ago

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

3 months ago

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

3 months ago