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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

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Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Live now on Snapchat:

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Just shared via Facebook:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Making waves on Instagram:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

Spotted on Instagram:

Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

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People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.

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My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

1 week ago

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Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

1 week ago

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

1 week ago

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

1 week ago

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

1 week ago

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You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

24 shares on Discord this month:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

84 shares on Discord this month:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

56 shares on Threads this month:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

Making art is making love to the world.

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I have thought one billion times about everything.

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Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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Salary week, but salary weak.

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Shared recently on YouTube:

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Making waves on Threads:

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Just shared via Slack:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Making waves on Discord:

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

Trending via Discord:

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

Going viral on Twitch:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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