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37 Funny laughter quotes

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

2 weeks ago

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

3 weeks ago

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

3 weeks ago

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

1 month ago

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

1 month ago

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

2 months ago

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

2 months ago

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

2 months ago

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

2 months ago

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

2 months ago

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

2 months ago

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

3 months ago

69 but we both just farting.

3 months ago

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

3 months ago

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

3 months ago

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

3 months ago

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

3 months ago

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

3 months ago

Killing me softly with his schlong.

3 months ago

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

3 months ago