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Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

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Just shared via YouTube:

Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Spotted on Telegram:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

Spotted on Telegram:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Just shared via Messenger:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Spotted on Discord:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

There are too many neglected emojis.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

26 shares on X this month:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

20 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

46 shares on Threads this month:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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At least life has music.

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I was having a great day, and then, people.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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The dragon with the girl tattoo.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

For Halloween, I will be okay.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I need a massage for my brain.

Spotted on YouTube:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

Going viral on WeChat:

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Shared recently on Slack:

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Live now on Twitch:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Making waves on WeChat:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Going viral on Twitch:

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Trending via Reddit:

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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