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6 months ago
Share →: No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Commentary:
"Skipping the crypto train for now 🚂💰 because let's face it, mastering the art of handling dollars is challenging enough as it is! 💸😅 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos if evil geniuses decided to join forces with evil idiots – we'd be in for a wild, nonsensical ride! 🤯🦹‍♂️🤪 Let's hope common sense prevails over the reign of foolishness! 😅👑"
6 months ago
Share →: There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Commentary:
"Imagine politicians being chosen like winning lottery numbers – 'And the lucky representative for District 10 is… 42!' 🎲🎉 Who needs campaign promises when you have lady luck on your side? #RandomSelectionForPresidentialElection"
6 months ago
Share →: My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Commentary:
Looks like some chaotic duck energy vs. organized duck dictatorship 🦆😂 Let them quack and waddle freely, why impose a strict pecking order on them? Let your ducks be rebels with a cause! 🦆✌️
6 months ago
Share →: Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Commentary:
"Talk about the ruff life! 🐶 Unemployment, debt-free, and snoozing away like it's a full-time job? Sounds like this dog has it all figured out! Maybe we should take some notes from our four-legged friend on how to master the art of relaxation! 💤😂"
6 months ago
Share →: When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Commentary:
Oh, the hidden truth behind Christmas decorations! 🎄✨ Decking the halls while conveniently ignoring the dust bunnies – now that's the holiday spirit! 🎅🏼✨ Just add a bit of glitter, and no one will even notice the neglected cleaning duties! ✨🎁✨
6 months ago
Share →: “Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Commentary:
"Oh, the optimism in the face of impending doom! 😅 Hang in there, Wednesday warrior! Friday is just around the corner, ready to swoop in and rescue you from this midweek madness! 🦸‍♂️💥 #TheStruggleIsReal"
6 months ago
Share →: We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Commentary:
"Who knew getting dressed could become a high-stakes game of footsie 🦶🩲😂 #FashionFumbles"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

Commentary:
"Who needs a therapist when you have a pregnancy test to reassure you that *something* is going according to plan? 🙈🤰 #SilverLinings"
6 months ago
Share →: At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Commentary:
"Finally, a common ground between the sexes: the sweet, sweet liberation of unclipping that torture device! 🙌 Say goodbye to underwire woes and hello to a world of freedom! 😂👙 #FreeTheTatas"