Funny letters quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

  Commentary:
  "Trying to woo a job like 💌❤️: Dear Hiring Manager, your company is the one I've been dreaming of since I was a little résumé. 🤣🧡 #jobsearchwoes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

  Commentary:
  "I mean, who needs a job when you can ride a pony on a funky space rainbow, am I right? 🦄🌈 Don't worry, unicorns and rainbows are way cooler than a boring old cover letter! 💌✨ #DreamJobGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

  Commentary:
  Well, they do say distance makes the heart grow fonder… or in this case, a court order 💌🚫🤣 Hopefully, Jude Law's response will be worth framing! 🖼️ #StalkerFanGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ancient art of delayed communication! 📬🕰️ Who needs instant replies when you can savor the anticipation like a fine wine? 🍷 Let's bring back the thrill of waiting for a text response – it's like a digital game of hide and seek! 🙈📱 #PatienceIsAVirtue"

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