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It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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Making waves on Slack:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

Just landed via Slack:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

Spotted on Pinterest:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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Funny letters quotes bring laughter and lighthearted vibes to your day ✉️😂 Whether you’re penning a cheeky note or just love clever wordplay, these witty lines turn ordinary letters into hilarious moments 🎉📝 Get ready to smile, chuckle, and share the joy—because sometimes, all you need is a funny twist on the alphabet to brighten things up! 😄📬

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Share →: Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

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"Ah yes, the romance evolution: from quill and ink to Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V! 📜💌😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Commentary:
"Trying to woo a job like 💌❤️: Dear Hiring Manager, your company is the one I've been dreaming of since I was a little résumé. 🤣🧡 #jobsearchwoes"
6 months ago
Share →: Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Commentary:
"I mean, who needs a job when you can ride a pony on a funky space rainbow, am I right? 🦄🌈 Don't worry, unicorns and rainbows are way cooler than a boring old cover letter! 💌✨ #DreamJobGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

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Well, they do say distance makes the heart grow fonder… or in this case, a court order 💌🚫🤣 Hopefully, Jude Law's response will be worth framing! 🖼️ #StalkerFanGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ancient art of delayed communication! 📬🕰️ Who needs instant replies when you can savor the anticipation like a fine wine? 🍷 Let's bring back the thrill of waiting for a text response – it's like a digital game of hide and seek! 🙈📱 #PatienceIsAVirtue"

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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Shared recently on Discord:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Reported on Snapchat:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

Just landed via Reddit:

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Going viral on Threads:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Live now on YouTube:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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