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Funny letters quotes

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025