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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?
3 months ago
Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.
3 months ago
After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.
3 months ago
Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.
3 months ago