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14 Funny lights quotes

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
It's a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025