27 Funny lights quotes

• I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

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  4 hours ago

  age, aging, am, annoyance, being, door, doors, humor, i, left, light, lights, loud, noise, noises, open, people, where

• He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

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  4 hours ago

  heart, humor, just, light, lights, love, metaphor, right, romantic

• Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

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  2 weeks ago

  airplane, airplane crash video, braid, candle, crash, dark, dark humor, fresh, glowing, hair, hair braid, humor, incredible, irony, light, light off, lights, relaxation, room, room smell, sheet, sheets, shower, smell, smells, video, videos

• Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

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  1 month ago

  around, bright, brightness, Christmas, Christmas light, here, holiday, humor, light, lights, only, personality, sarcasm, thing

• My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

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  2 months ago

  Christmas, Christmas light, holiday, hours, humor, just, light, lights, me, OnlyFans, untangling

• He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

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  2 months ago

  asking, Christmas, Christmas light, decoration, feet, holiday, holiday preparation, light, lights, preparation, realize, relationship, Saturday, surprise, task, untangling

• Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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  2 months ago

  90, blue, blue light, car, crazy, driving, enforcement, going, law, law enforcement, light, lights, lol, me, police, red, red light, sarcasm, speeding, stupid, tailgate, top, traffic, while

• Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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  2 months ago

  anyone, childhood, electricity, habit, leaving, light, lights, nostalgia, parent, parents, reminder, room, say, shut, still, used, waste

• I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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  2 months ago

  better, bumper, bumper sticker, confidence, driving, feel, got, green, green light, honk, humor, i, just, light, lights, myself, pretty, self-esteem, sit, sometimes, sticker, think

• Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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  2 months ago

  boring, humor, light, light show, lights, nature, night, phenomenon, polar, polar light, show, sky

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