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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.
If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.
What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.
Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.
It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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1 month ago
Share →: Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Commentary:
"Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"
3 months ago
Share →: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Commentary:
🌑💀 Feeling lonely? Just dim those lights and cue up a horror movie! Suddenly, you'll have some new spooky pals to keep you company. Who needs human friends when you've got terrifying monsters on the screen?! 🎬👻
3 months ago
Share →: If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have creepy creatures lurking in the shadows? Let the monster under the bed keep you company tonight! 🌌👻 #LonelyButSpooky"
5 months ago
Share →: A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cleaning service when you have the power of darkness on your side? 🌚✨ Just dim the lights and voilà! Instantly tidy house achieved! 🏡😂 #LifeHacks101"
5 months ago
Share →: Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Commentary:
"Life motto: Be as adaptable as those people who change their faces as often as traffic lights change their lights 🚦💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #ChameleonChic"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Commentary:
"Trying to unravel my thoughts and emotions is like attempting to untangle a mess of Christmas lights – it's twisted, knotted, and sometimes just ends up in a heap on the floor 🎄😅 #TangledHumanProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Commentary:
"Ah, 'tis the season for embracing the crap with a side of sparkle! ✨ Who knew that holiday lights could add a touch of festivity to life's chaos? 🎄 Here's to turning our 'crappy' moments into twinkling triumphs! 💫"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Commentary:
"Ah, the tragic saga of the cape-clad, wet-haired warrior! A tale of misaligned parts and salon woes unfold beneath the harsh fluorescent lights. The struggle is real, my friends. May your hair find its way and your cape flutter in triumph! 💇‍♀️✨ #HairitageChronicles"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Commentary:
"Thank goodness for the non-smartphone users, ensuring the honking tradition stays alive! 🚦📵 Keep the honk alive, folks! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Commentary:
"Trying to read a menu at a dimly lit restaurant, or just getting an eye exam? 🕶️🔦 Talk about a fine line between ordering pasta and checking your vision! Who knew squinting could become a gourmet experience 🍝😂 #EyeStrainMenuGain"