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14 Funny lights quotes

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

1 month ago

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

1 month ago

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

3 months ago

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

3 months ago

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

3 months ago

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

3 months ago

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

3 months ago

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

3 months ago

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

3 months ago

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

3 months ago

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

3 months ago

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

3 months ago

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

3 months ago

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

3 months ago