57 Funny listening quotes

• I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, communication, conversation, enjoy, enjoyment, getting, having, humor, i, listening, passive, passive activity, podcast

• After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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  3 weeks ago

  advice, after, amount, back, book, books, bookshelf, cut, decision, hearing, humor, i, listen, listening, people, reading, too

• My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

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  3 weeks ago

  communication, dead, distraction, face, hear, humor, i, listening, said, sarcasm, stare, superpower, talking, while, word

• Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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  4 weeks ago

  actually, artist, daily, daily habit, day, exaggeration, habit, i, listen, listening, literally, me, music, never, special, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, streaming, talent, telling, times, wrapped

• I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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  4 weeks ago

  communication, entertainment, foreign, foreign language, humor, i, just, know, language, languages, listening, misunderstanding, music, sometimes, speak, talking

• People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

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  1 month ago

  collaborate, collaboration, communication, humor, just, listen, listening, nostalgia, people, stop, used

• The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

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  1 month ago

  40s, 50, 50s, age, being, humor, life, life stage, listening, people, say, stage, wait, waiting, worst

• A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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  2 months ago

  advice, bad, bad time, good, humor, just, listening, none, partner, relationship, sarcasm, side, support, tell, time, times

• My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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  2 months ago

  communication, conversation, conversations, even, habit, listening, me, relationship, saying, starting, weird, wife

• For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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  2 months ago

  Alexa, anything, conversation, conversations, humor, joke, listen, listening, making, male, male version, privacy, technology, version, want

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