119 Funny little quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

  Commentary:
  "Haha, those beavers really know how to make a splash in the construction industry! 🌊🦫 Maybe the little rats are just trying to keep up with the latest trends in civil engineering, you know? 💼🔧 Who needs a hard hat when you've got a tiny rodent-sized hivis vest? 🐀👷‍♂️ Wishing them good luck with their miniature dams and waterworks! 🛠️🌲

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

  Commentary:
  "Because nothing says 'I love you' more than ensuring everyone can connect to the Wi-Fi network instead of engaging in meaningful conversations 🤳🏼📶 #ModernPriorities #FamilyBonding"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of feeling like a grocery store broccoli! 🥦 Just hanging out in the misty rain, trying not to get soggy. Who knew vegetables could have such relatable moments? 😄 #BroccoliGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

  Commentary:
  "🤔 Ah, the evolution of 'cute little quirks' to 'motive' in a relationship! 🚓 Who knew those quirky habits could one day be under investigation? 😂 Remember, folks, love is wonderful… until it becomes a crime scene! 🔍🕵️‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that a clever twist of fate! 😂 Who knew that all this time, Evian water was just "naive" spelled backwards? 💧💡 Looks like we've stumbled upon the secret of pricey bottled water – it's all in the name! 🤣 Remember, sometimes the most valuable insights come from simply looking at things from a different angle!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'oh, you want to see crazy?' line – a dangerous game of emotional Russian roulette 🤪💥! It's best to proceed with caution and perhaps a helmet 🪖. Remember, sometimes it's okay to just admire from a safe distance 👀😅!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a solidarity cry in the produce aisle 🍎👶 Sometimes you just need to let it all out, even if it's over expired yogurt and long checkout lines! Hang in there, little buddy, adulthood hits hard! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

  Commentary:
  "Shh, don't be swayed by those pesky hackers, dear password! 💪🔒 Remember, you're stronger than a cup of coffee on a Monday morning! ☕️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless ambition of always being fashionably late to the grind! ⏰😄 Who needs punctuality when you can make a stylish entrance, right? Just blame it on your 'inner child'! 😉 #FashionablyLate"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to get just a 'little' ketchup out of the bottle is like trying to control a rocket launch 🚀. Blink and you'll have a French fry flood on your hands! 😂 #ketchupchaos"

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