86 Funny management quotes

• There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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  2 months ago

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• As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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  2 months ago

  12, adulting, aging, before, done, everything, humor, i, management, morning, needs, older, productivity, routine, time, time management, understanding, why

• Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

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  3 months ago

  delay, distraction, hours, humor, i, internet, just, know, management, media, procrastination, scrolling, social, social media, time, time management

• The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

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  4 months ago

  6, Adele, balance, break, celebrity, humor, management, months, much, music, productivity, time, time management, work, work life, work-life balance, works

• August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

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  4 months ago

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• I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

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  4 months ago

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• Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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  5 months ago

  arrival, coffee, entrance, humor, iced, iced coffee, knowing, late, lateness, management, poor, punctuality, showing, time, time management

• You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

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  5 months ago

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• Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

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  5 months ago

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• Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

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  5 months ago

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