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I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Your opinions are not my business.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Seen just now on Threads:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Making waves on Telegram:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Spotted on Telegram:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Just shared via X:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Breaking via YouTube:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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33 Funny maybe quotes

Funny maybe quotes 🤔😂 are the perfect blend of wit and whimsy for those times when you’re not quite sure what’s happening, but you’re ready to laugh anyway. They’re the quirky remarks and half-baked insights that make you chuckle and say, “Hmm, maybe!” Whether you’re seeking a giggle or a grin, these delightful musings keep you entertained and guessing. Ready to dive into the world of funny maybes? 😄🎉

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1 week ago
Share →: Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

Commentary:
Dogs have mastered the ancient art of freeloading, and here we are still paying off student loans! 🐕🍖📚😅
1 week ago
Share →: Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

Commentary:
"Calamari tried and survived… marriage, here I come! 🦑💍🤣"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

Commentary:
"Sounds like the grass is ghosting you 🌱💔😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: ChatGPT gets sunburned pixels from all that virtual sunshine! 🌞🎮🤖 #GameBoyGoals"
1 month ago
Share →: Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Commentary:
"Guess my soulmate missed the train… probably stuck in traffic behind a herd of turtles! 🚂🐢😆"
2 months ago
Share →: Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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Commentary:
"Did her DMs go on a sabbatical? 😂📩📴"
2 months ago
Share →: Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Commentary:
"Manifesting my inner nepo baby—4 jobs and 0 yachts to show for it! 🛍️🛥️💸 #WhereDidIGoWrong"
2 months ago
Share →: Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: my soulmate is a ghost and we've been playing hide-and-seek forever! 👻🔍💔"
2 months ago
Share →: Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

Commentary:
Haha, clearly I’m a whole nature documentary waiting to happen! 🌿🌸☁️😂
3 months ago
Share →: If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're saying if ChatGPT writes your emails, maybe it's time to reconsider your career choices? 🤖📧 Maybe stick to the robot emojis in your spare time. Just a thought! 😉 #CareerAdviceFromAI

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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Just landed via Twitch:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Spotted on Reddit:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Making waves on Threads:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Making waves on WeChat:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Spreading quickly via X:

I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

Freshly posted on Discord:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Just landed via Snapchat:

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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