29 Funny maybe quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.
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  2 months ago

  View →: If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: 9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.
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  5 months ago

  View →: RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.
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  5 months ago

  View →: So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…
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  5 months ago

  View →: Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.
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  5 months ago

  View →: People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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