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Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

WW3 is either gonna happen so fast you sleep through it, or it’s gonna last for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

My body looks like I have a great personality.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Spotted on Instagram:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Just landed via Discord:

Dying and being reincarnated as a beetle, and crawling to my old body’s grave, and digging down and living in my old ribcage.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

Broadcasted on X:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Just shared via YouTube:

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Live now on Facebook:

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

60 Funny maybe quotes

Funny maybe quotes 🤔😂 are the perfect blend of wit and whimsy for those times when you’re not quite sure what’s happening, but you’re ready to laugh anyway. They’re the quirky remarks and half-baked insights that make you chuckle and say, “Hmm, maybe!” Whether you’re seeking a giggle or a grin, these delightful musings keep you entertained and guessing. Ready to dive into the world of funny maybes? 😄🎉

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Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.

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Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

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Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

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Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

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Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

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Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

4 weeks ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

65 shares on Threads this month:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

17 shares on X this month:

Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Spotted on Threads:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Just shared via TikTok:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Going viral on Discord:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Breaking via YouTube:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Live now on Discord:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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