2080 Funny me quotes

• If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

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  expectations, feel, handle, honesty, humor, i, imagine, just, me, relationship, self-awareness, worst

• Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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  America, captain, Captain America, culture, drug, drugs, enhancing, everyone, humor, i, irony, just, love, me, need, performance, performance enhancing drug, pop, pop culture, self-improvement, superhero, take

• I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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  asked, doctor, health, humor, i, joke, just, me, monkey, Monkey Pox, pox, swing, symptoms, told, tomorrow

• You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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  attention, details, devil, humor, irony, me, pay, thing, want

• My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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  AI, artificial intelligence, cat, ChatGPT, comparison, dinner, eating, friends, friendship, humor, me, pets, vomit

• Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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  ask, bills, financial, getting, home, introvert, just, me, money, paid, responsibility, self-care, stay, stay in, worth

• Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

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  adventure, driving, hope, humor, i, me, night, road, uncertainty

• Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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  always, boss, employee, good, hard, humor, i, me, wit, workplace

• I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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  advice, attract, crush, dating, ever, humor, i, me, psychopath, relationship, self-awareness, therapist

• Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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  before, facial, facial recognition, forgetfulness, humor, interaction, me, memory, people, recognition, social, social interaction, talking, technology

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