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4 weeks ago
Share →: Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

Commentary:
"When your brain reaches Zen mode because it's too busy screaming internally 😅🧘‍♂️🔥"
4 weeks ago
Share →: So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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Commentary:
"Totally unfazed… except for when I'm side-eyeing you every 5 minutes. 🚶‍♂️👀💭😂"
1 month ago
Share →: My brain is on airplane mode today.

Commentary:
"Looks like my thought process took a vacation without me! ✈️🧠😴"
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

Commentary:
Looks like your brain's got that nostalgic retro vibe—still waiting for that Windows 95 update! 🧠💻🤣 Maybe it's time for a reboot or a little mental software upgrade. Keep those mental files organized or risk a blue screen of confusion! 😂🚀
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Commentary:
"No worries, we all have our 'plastic brain' moments! 😄 Just make sure to recycle any stray thoughts properly! 🧠🔄"
5 months ago
Share →: You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ever-reliable hair-o-meter! The messier the mane, the higher the brain strain? 💇‍♂️🤪 But hey, who needs therapy when you've got a bouffant that speaks volumes, right? 💁‍♀️💭"
5 months ago
Share →: I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Commentary:
"Looks like this brain is playing a tricky game of hide and seek with itself! 🧠🔄 Maybe it just needs a good ol' brain workout to get things in order. Who needs directions when you can just go in circles, right? 🤪 #BrainTeasers"