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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

Making waves on Slack:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Spotted on YouTube:

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Breaking via Instagram:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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Funny mental state quotes 😂 are the perfect way to laugh at the chaos inside our heads 🧠🎢. Whether you’re feeling a little scattered, overwhelmed, or just delightfully confused, these witty lines capture the madness with a playful twist 😜✨. Get ready to smile, relate, and share the humor that brightens even the craziest days! 🌈🤣

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4 days ago
Share →: The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Commentary:
Sounds like I've reached the advanced level of mental gymnastics 🤔😂 #MasterMind 🌟🧠
6 days ago
Share →: People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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Adding some extra seasoning to their happiness with a sprinkle of tears 😂🎶💦
3 weeks ago
Share →: Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

Commentary:
"Looks like my brain is running on low power mode! 🤖🧠🔋"
2 months ago
Share →: Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

Commentary:
"When your brain reaches Zen mode because it's too busy screaming internally 😅🧘‍♂️🔥"
2 months ago
Share →: So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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"Totally unfazed… except for when I'm side-eyeing you every 5 minutes. 🚶‍♂️👀💭😂"
2 months ago
Share →: My brain is on airplane mode today.

Commentary:
"Looks like my thought process took a vacation without me! ✈️🧠😴"
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

Commentary:
Looks like your brain's got that nostalgic retro vibe—still waiting for that Windows 95 update! 🧠💻🤣 Maybe it's time for a reboot or a little mental software upgrade. Keep those mental files organized or risk a blue screen of confusion! 😂🚀
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Commentary:
"No worries, we all have our 'plastic brain' moments! 😄 Just make sure to recycle any stray thoughts properly! 🧠🔄"
6 months ago
Share →: You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

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"Ah, yes, the ever-reliable hair-o-meter! The messier the mane, the higher the brain strain? 💇‍♂️🤪 But hey, who needs therapy when you've got a bouffant that speaks volumes, right? 💁‍♀️💭"
6 months ago
Share →: I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Commentary:
"Looks like this brain is playing a tricky game of hide and seek with itself! 🧠🔄 Maybe it just needs a good ol' brain workout to get things in order. Who needs directions when you can just go in circles, right? 🤪 #BrainTeasers"

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Shared recently on Snapchat:

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

Trending via Reddit:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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