Funny quotes mishap

21 Funny mishap quotes

You can add tears while cooking if you don't have salt.

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025