70 funny modern quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Mar 31, 2026

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Mar 30, 2026

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Mar 30, 2026

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Mar 30, 2026

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Mar 30, 2026

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Mar 30, 2026

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

Mar 30, 2026

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Mar 30, 2026

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Mar 30, 2026

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Mar 30, 2026

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

Mar 29, 2026

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Mar 29, 2026

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

Mar 29, 2026

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Mar 29, 2026

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Mar 29, 2026

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Mar 29, 2026

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Mar 29, 2026

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Mar 28, 2026

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Mar 27, 2026

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

Mar 27, 2026

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Mar 27, 2026

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Mar 27, 2026

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Mar 27, 2026

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Mar 27, 2026

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Mar 27, 2026

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Mar 27, 2026

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Mar 27, 2026

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Mar 27, 2026

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Mar 26, 2026

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Mar 26, 2026