Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

769 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,931

Funny Quotes Topics

13,902

Funny Quotes Images

10,931

12 minutes ago

3,445

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Just shared via YouTube:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Just landed via YouTube:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Just shared via Pinterest:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Shared recently on Slack:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Spotted on WeChat:

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

Home » Funny Month Quotes » Page 3

27 Funny month quotes

More funny month quotes 👇

6 months ago
Share →: I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

Commentary:
Don't you just love the power of proper punctuation? 😂 Looks like someone accidentally declared war on chocolate! 🍫 Hold strong, brave soul. May your resolve stay as firm as that rock-hard chocolate bar you're avoiding!
$Funny month quotes - I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.$

6 months ago
Share →: I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between money and time 🤑⏳ If only we could adjust the calendar to suit our finances! Who's with me on petitioning for a 10-day month? 🗓💸 #FinancialGenius"
6 months ago
Share →: Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Commentary:
"If only Summer Premium Package came with a 'No Wasps' option… 🚫🐝💸 Maybe we can negotiate a special 'Wasp-Free Guarantee' upgrade for you! 😂✨ #SummerStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic mistake of going to the grocery store hungry. Who needs a roof over their head when you've got a cart full of snacks, am I right? 💸🛒 #FoodOverRent"
6 months ago
Share →: I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

Commentary:
"Move over, humans! The real MVP in this summer heat is none other than the air conditioner. 🥶🏆 Let's show some appreciation and hang that 'Employee of the Month' plaque with pride! 😂 #ACforPresident"
6 months ago
Share →: Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

Commentary:
I'm all for a good thrill, but I draw the line at becoming a human bumper sticker! 🚗💥🤕 Just imagine the hospital food and questionable fashion choices as you recover… But hey, at least you'll have a riveting story to tell at parties! 🏥😅 #LifeGoals
6 months ago
Share →: The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you got your cardio in! 🏃‍♂️💸 Who knew financial struggles could double as a workout plan? 💪😅"

For even more funny month quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny month quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

769 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,931

Funny Quotes Topics

13,902

Funny Quotes Images

10,931

12 minutes ago

3,426

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Live now on Threads:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Just shared via YouTube:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Just landed via Instagram:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Trending via Threads:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Seen just now on YouTube:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴