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"When life gives you mornings, grab a coffee! ☕️✨ #StillSleepingInside"
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- I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.
- Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.
- Waking up has backfired on me so many times.
- I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.
- I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.
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"Good morning to the wind beneath my wings! Everyone else—you're the turbulence in my coffee. ☕️✈️😂" -
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"Ah yes, the classic 'Mother’s Day breakfast surprise'—where the surprise is that she still has to make it! 😅🍳🌷" -
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"Me every morning: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! ☕🚶♂️😄'" -
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"Proof that my body can multitask: sleep and be at work simultaneously! 💤😅 #SleepWorkBalance" -
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"Proof that even lazy birds can live the dream! 🐦🪱💤 #TeamBrunchBird" -
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"When you say 'Hey!' but really mean 'Zzz…'" 😴😂👍 -
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Well, looks like the early bird better pack its bags—because once that alarm clock starts ringing at dawn, the rest of us are toast! 🌅✨🤣 Better enjoy your sleep while you can, buddy. The revolution of punctuality is coming! 🐓⏰😉 -
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Ah, the classic case of over-caffeination anxiety! ☕️📞 Nothing like ringing up the cafe to give them a personalized head start on that bean magic. Who needs a semaphore when you’ve got caffeine on speed dial? 😂🚀
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- The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.
- My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.
- Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.
- Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?
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