14 Funny mosquito quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

  Commentary:
  Guess we better start stocking up on pepperoni just in case the mosquitoes decide to swap their bloodlust for a slice obsession! 🍕🦟

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  1 week ago

  Share →: When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

  Commentary:
  "Why did the mosquito slap me and call it 'human karma'? 🤔🦟😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

  Commentary:
  "Time for some revenge… blood-bank style! 🦟🩸 Scratch that, mosquitoes! 😆😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

  Commentary:
  "Guess even mosquitoes know how to make an impression! 😂🦟💋"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a tiny mosquito could teach us such a valuable lesson in diplomacy and self-control 🦟🤭 Always remember, violence is never the answer, especially when sensitive areas are involved! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if you're going to focus on the positive, at least you've got some die-hard fans in the mosquito community! Who needs human approval when you've got those buzzing admirers, right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the mosquitoes were practicing some ankle-biting moves straight out of a martial arts movie! 🦟💥 Better put on some extra insect repellent next time to avoid becoming their next kung fu target! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet sound of silence… or is it? 🦟 Just when you thought you were free from the annoying buzzing, the suspense of its absence kicks in! 🤫 Brace yourself for the next round of mosquito madness! 🦟😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

  Commentary:
  Well, imagine if mosquitos had a refined taste for human fat! 🍔🦟 They could single-handedly revolutionize the weight loss industry, one bite at a time! 💪😆

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

  Commentary:
  "If mosquitoes sucked fat, we'd all be lining up for our daily 'mosquito spa treatment'! 🦟💆‍♂️ Just imagine the weight-loss benefits and the buzz around town! 🤣 #InsectFitnessGoals"

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