11 Funny mosquito quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

  Commentary:
  "Guess even mosquitoes know how to make an impression! 😂🦟💋"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a tiny mosquito could teach us such a valuable lesson in diplomacy and self-control 🦟🤭 Always remember, violence is never the answer, especially when sensitive areas are involved! 😅"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if you're going to focus on the positive, at least you've got some die-hard fans in the mosquito community! Who needs human approval when you've got those buzzing admirers, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the mosquitoes were practicing some ankle-biting moves straight out of a martial arts movie! 🦟💥 Better put on some extra insect repellent next time to avoid becoming their next kung fu target! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet sound of silence… or is it? 🦟 Just when you thought you were free from the annoying buzzing, the suspense of its absence kicks in! 🤫 Brace yourself for the next round of mosquito madness! 🦟😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

  Commentary:
  Well, imagine if mosquitos had a refined taste for human fat! 🍔🦟 They could single-handedly revolutionize the weight loss industry, one bite at a time! 💪😆

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

  Commentary:
  "If mosquitoes sucked fat, we'd all be lining up for our daily 'mosquito spa treatment'! 🦟💆‍♂️ Just imagine the weight-loss benefits and the buzz around town! 🤣 #InsectFitnessGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you're so irresistible, even the mosquitoes can't resist you! 🦟💁‍♂️ Who needs human attention when you have a fan club of bloodsuckers, right? 😄 #MosquitoMagnet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like that mosquito has some fancy taste buds! 🍷🦟 Must have been looking for a more refined blood type! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

  Commentary:
  Well, imagine a world where you could get rid of excess pounds simply by shooing away a mosquito – talk about a weight loss hack worth buzzing about! 🦟💪 Don't worry though, knowing mosquitoes, they'd probably just end up sucking the joy out of dessert instead. #MosquitoDietGoals 🍰😂🔥

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