21 Funny mosquito quotes — Wordgag ツ

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

5 days ago5 days ago

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

2 months ago2 months ago

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

2 months ago2 months ago

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

2 months ago2 months ago

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

2 months ago2 months ago

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

2 months ago2 months ago

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

2 months ago2 months ago

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

2 months ago2 months ago

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

2 months ago2 months ago

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

4 months ago4 months ago

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

6 months ago6 months ago

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Feb 25, 2025

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

Jan 25, 2025

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Jan 24, 2025

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Jan 23, 2025

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Jan 23, 2025

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

Jan 22, 2025

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Jan 22, 2025

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Jan 21, 2025