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Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Tested positive for being single af

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

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Just landed via Slack:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Breaking via Instagram:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Trending via Slack:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Going viral on Messenger:

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

Making waves on Reddit:

People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.

Going viral on WeChat:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Spotted on Snapchat:

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

21 Funny mosquito quotes

Funny mosquito quotes buzz with humor about everyone’s least favorite tiny pests! 🦟😂 From witty remarks about their annoying habits to playful observations on dealing with bites, these quotes capture the lighter side of these little intruders. Enjoy a laugh and keep your spirits high despite the itch! 😄🕷️

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70 shares on Instagram this month:

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

47 shares on Threads this month:

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

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Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

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Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

Seen just now on Discord:

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Making waves on Twitch:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Just landed via Twitch:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Spotted on Telegram:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Live now on Snapchat:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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