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Funny mosquito quotes
Jun 14
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: The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
May 21
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: Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.
May 14
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: The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.
Sep 22
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: Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?
Sep 22
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: Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?
Sep 22
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: I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.
