Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet. Posted on1 week ago
Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here. Posted on1 week ago
If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing. Posted on2 weeks ago
My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent. Posted on2 weeks ago
I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf. Posted on2 weeks ago