Funny moved quotes

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don't know what I’m doing wrong here.

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I'm now a single parent.

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025