186 Funny movie quotes

• I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

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  2 weeks ago

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• Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

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  2 weeks ago

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• They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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  2 weeks ago

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• Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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  3 weeks ago

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• The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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  3 weeks ago

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• On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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  3 weeks ago

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• There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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  3 weeks ago

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