259 Funny much quotes

• Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

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  2 months ago

  change, complaint, dark, daylight, daylight saving, hell, humor, much, sarcasm, save, saving, time, time change, trying

• Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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  2 months ago

  children, example, experience, humor, lice, much, return, working

• Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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  2 months ago

  acoustic, acoustic guitar, comparison, donut, donuts, end, food, guitar, hole, humor, just, much, music, pretty, similarity, where

• I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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  2 months ago

  alcohol, drink, drinking, fun, humor, i, irony, meant, much, need, say, self-reflection, stop, thinking

• Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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  2 months ago

  beauty, body, body image, humor, image, inner, inner beauty, light, much, scale, self-reflection, standing, thinking, weight, wisdom

• Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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  2 months ago

  balance, days, even, feel, forget, getting, hectic, humor, life, life balance, lose, much, never, overwhelming, perspective, phone, phone time, priorities, relief, sight, stress, stress relief, things, time, weeks

• During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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  2 months ago

  childbirth, cold, comparison, experience, feel, humor, men, much, pain, suffering, women

• Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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  2 months ago

  comparison, cute, dogs, having, humor, me, men, much, own, pet, relationship, too, work

• The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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  2 months ago

  drink, fact, house, humor, i, logic, much, prove, statement, wine

• I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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  2 months ago

  budgeting, cost, decisions, financial, financial decisions, habits, humor, i, me, mind, money, much, never, regret, spending, spending habits, wonder

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