23 Funny names quotes

• Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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  always, Anglo, answer, contacts, electric, humor, i, just, landlord, Mike, name, names, phone, phone contacts, phones, realization, surname

• Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

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  bible, Bible lesson, Bible name, giving, humor, kid, kids, last, lesson, lessons, me, Moses, name, names, night, robbery, stop, tried

• Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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  after, challenge, child, fruit, fruits, great, humor, name, names, naming, real, vegetable

• Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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  boy, breakup, contact, contacts, delete, every, game, gone, hangman, humor, letter, name, names, relationship, revenge, time, upset

• Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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  company, company fridge, food, fridge, funny situation, humor, i, lunch, name, names, new, office, people, putting, sandwich, situation, strange, today, trend, tuna, tuna sandwich, workplace

• People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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  buddy, children, children names, dog, dog names, family, humor, kids, name, names, naming, people, pet, pet naming, rocket, steve

• I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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  assume, beautiful, beauty, fish, human, humor, i, names, tongues, unpronounceable

• Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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  city, city names, humor, names, Popenhagen, religion, should, vatican, Vatican City, wordplay

• Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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  activity, creativity, fun, Google, humor, names, research, things, woman, writing

• Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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  biome, girl’s name, girls, humor, name, names, nature, only, Savannah, significance, significant, wordplay

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