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15 Funny names quotes

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

5 days ago

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

4 weeks ago

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

1 month ago

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

2 months ago

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

2 months ago

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

3 months ago

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

3 months ago

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

3 months ago

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

3 months ago

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

3 months ago

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

3 months ago

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

3 months ago

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

3 months ago

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

3 months ago

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

3 months ago