Funny negotiation quotes — Wordgag ツ

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

1 month ago1 month ago

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

4 months ago4 months ago

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Feb 9, 2025Feb 10, 2025

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Jan 27, 2025

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Jan 25, 2025

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Jan 23, 2025

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Jan 21, 2025