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Funny negotiation quotes

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss "either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!"

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025