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Funny night quotes

Sep 23
Share →: Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.
Sep 22
Share →: I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.
$Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’$
Sep 22
Share →: Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’
Sep 22
Share →: My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.
Sep 22
Share →: You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.
Sep 22
Share →: I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!
Sep 22
Share →: Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.
Sep 22
Share →: By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.
Sep 22
Share →: My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.
Sep 22
Share →: My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.