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Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

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The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

Seen just now on Threads:

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

Just landed via Telegram:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Spotted on Telegram:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Spreading quickly via Threads:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Going viral on X:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Just shared via YouTube:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Trending via Discord:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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Funny nudes quotes are the perfect way to add a cheeky twist to your day! 😜 Whether you’re sending flirty vibes or just want a good laugh, these witty lines bring humor and sass in all the right places. 💬🔥 Ready to break the ice and keep it light? Let the fun begin—because sometimes laughter is the best outfit! 😂📱

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4 months ago
Share →: When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Commentary:
"Sending nudes to the cloud – aiming for heavenly approval! 🌥️😇 #GodsReview"
6 months ago
Share →: Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's trying to spice up those boring work meetings! 😂📱 Just make sure he doesn't accidentally hit 'send' to his boss instead! 🙈💼 #MarriagePranks"
6 months ago
Share →: In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

Commentary:
"Looks like the frosty weather isn't just turning noses red! ❄️📸 Don't worry, folks, those 'icy' nudes are just a result of extreme temperatures! 😂🥶 #ColdButConfident"
6 months ago
Share →: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, trust is like a Snapchat photo – it disappears quickly! 📸😂 Let's play it safe and keep those nudes where they belong – in the vault! 🔒😜"
6 months ago
Share →: I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person's nude game is so strong, they're a one-hit wonder! 📷😄 No need for an encore when you nail it on the first try! 💁‍♂️👌"
6 months ago
Share →: Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like someone's really trying to push the limits of the naughty list this year 🎅📸 Who knew Santa was into more than just milk and cookies? 🍪😏 Hope you've been good this year, or else those nudes might end up on the Christmas card! 🎄🎅🚫 #SantaSaysNoToNudes
6 months ago
Share →: You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate race to the inbox! 🏁 Will you be the trailblazer in this brave new world of nudie selfies, or will you take your time to craft the perfect angle? 📸 Either way, embrace this historic opportunity with camera-ready confidence! 🤳😂"

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Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Just landed via YouTube:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Going viral on Slack:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

Trending via Reddit:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Spotted on YouTube:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Shared recently on Discord:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

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