Funny nudes quotes

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I'm never sending you nudes again.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025