Funny quotes nudes

Funny nudes quotes

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

1 month ago

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

3 months ago

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

3 months ago

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

3 months ago

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

3 months ago

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

3 months ago

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

3 months ago