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Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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Just landed via Reddit:

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

Freshly posted on Slack:

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

Spotted on Reddit:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Going viral on Discord:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Going viral on Slack:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Just landed via Twitch:

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

Trending via Messenger:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Just shared via Pinterest:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Making waves on YouTube:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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37 shares on TikTok this month:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

73 shares on Slack this month:

The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

90 shares on X this month:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

55 shares on Reddit this month:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

74 shares on Telegram this month:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

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Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

What are cats even trying to do?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Just landed via Instagram:

Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

Seen just now on Facebook:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My life coach traded me.

Just shared via Slack:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Seen just now on Threads:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.

Just shared via Threads:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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