98 Funny older quotes

• If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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  20, age, bananas, comparison, humor, i, older, saying, stop, tired, youth

• You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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  age, growth, humor, life, never, old, older, stupid, too, wisdom

• I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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  aging, bring, children, embarrassing, embarrassment, family, happiness, humor, i, joy, little, little things, me, older, parenting, things

• I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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  age, cross-legged, days, floor, full-body, getting, getting older, humor, limitations, older, paralysis, physical, physical limitations, sitting, where

• As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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  age, authority, disappointment, dude, expectations, figure, humor, i, know, life, live, nothing, older, prison, relationships, saying, sting, tell

• Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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  age, birthday, grow, growth, health, healthy, humor, older, people, researcher

• The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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  age, eyesight, humor, i, looks, lose, losing, older, perspective, problem, self-deprecation, wisdom

• One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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  aging, birth, birth date, date, forms, getting, getting older, halfway, having, humor, i, nap, noticed, observation, older, online, online forms, scrolling, short, stop, technology, thing, year

• I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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  adulthood, aging, funny observation, getting, getting older, help, humor, i, me, move, nobody, observation, older, responsibility, super

• Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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  age, children, dental, humor, milk, new, older, teeth, useful, usefulness, wisdom

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