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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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Share →: I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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Looks like your closet is ready for a philosophical debate! 🤔 Maybe it's time to break out that "existential crisis chic" outfit you've been saving for the perfect occasion! Who knew Nietzsche had insight into both philosophy and fashion dilemmas? Time to show that closet who's boss and strut your stuff on that date! 💃🕺
6 months ago
Share →: Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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"Ah, Monday, the magical day where our outfits get a second chance to shine without judgement! 🌟 Who needs a fresh wardrobe when you have Monday's forgiving nature? 😜 Embrace the repeat outfit and conquer the day with confidence! 💼🎉"
6 months ago
Share →: Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Commentary:
"Choosing the perfect emoji is the new struggle of our generation 🤷‍♂️👗 Who knew that something so small could cause so much indecision! Now I get a taste of the fashion dilemma women face daily 😂 #EmojiFashionCrisis"
6 months ago
Share →: I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Commentary:
👗 "I have three full closets of nothing to wear" – the eternal struggle of every fashionista! It's like staring into a closet full of clothes and feeling like you have absolutely nothing to put on 🤷‍♀️ Time for a wardrobe intervention or maybe just a shopping spree in disguise! 💸🛍️ #FashionistaProblems
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Commentary:
"Ah, the brutal fashion critics have spoken! 😂👗 Just remember, those teens might be whispering about your awesome sense of style… or where you got that top from! 😉 #FashionPolice"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'pants panic' strikes again! 🙈👖 Just doing a quick spot check to ensure we're not accidentally starring in our own version of 'The Emperor's New Clothes' in a very modern setting! 😂 #PantsCheck"
6 months ago
Share →: Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

Commentary:
Oops, watch out for the fashion police! Breaking a clothes hanger means you're in for seven years of questionable outfit choices! 😅👚👖 Don't let that broken hanger cramp your style!
6 months ago
Share →: What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Commentary:
"Talk about a fashion faux pas! 👽👗 Seems like ET is the odd one out in the galaxy's next top model competition! #FashionForwardInSpace 🌌💫"

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It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

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If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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Spotted on Reddit:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Trending via TikTok:

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

Shared recently on Reddit:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Spotted on Twitch:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Making waves on Telegram:

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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