713 Funny people quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

  Commentary:
  "Yeah, I'm over here feeling like a rechargeable battery with a hole in it! 🔋🕳️🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a social experiment ready for a sitcom! 😂🚪🔧"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize backpacking through Europe is just visiting the human zoo! 🎒🌍😂 #CulturalSafari"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

  Commentary:
  "When you think you're chasing a sunset, but end up needing an umbrella! ☀️🌧️😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

  Commentary:
  "Weekend goals: mastering the art of 'I swear I'm alive' maneuvers! 🛋️😴💃"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the perfect reminder that introverting is a full-time job! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome #PeoplingIsHard"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a place where I'll still get lost but with more judgmental stares! 🛒🙃 #CartConfused"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

  Commentary:
  "Sweet potato fries fans, unite! We'll be over here not being taken seriously—and still being delicious. 🍠😂 #SeriousnessIsOverrated"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

  Commentary:
  "When you're in the Walking Olympics and nobody told your friend 😂🏃‍♂️🏅 #CatchMeIfYouCan"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a problem I can check off the list! 😂👍 #StressFree"

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