27 Funny phones quotes

• Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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  2 months ago

  babe, couch, couple, everyday, everyday life, humor, ignore, lay, lazy, life, phone, phones, play, relationship, together

• When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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  2 months ago

  dependency, free, freedom, humor, irony, people, phones, technology, tether, wireless, wires

• There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, behavior, car, cars, dependence, distraction, epidemic, funny observation, just, life, observation, parked, parked car, people, phone, phone addiction, phones, social, social behavior, staring, technology, technology dependence, urban, urban life

• I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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  2 months ago

  fun, gathering, humor, invite, later, party, people, phones, social, stare, want

• The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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  2 months ago

  dream, dreams, female, find out, humor, phone, phones, relationship

• I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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  2 months ago

  arrival, baby, baby Jesus, Christmas, humor, i, Jesus, just, looking, man, men, Nativity, phone, phones, scene, set, technology, waiting, wise, Wise Man

• The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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  2 months ago

  date, facial, facial recognition, humor, i, irony, me, phone, phones, recognition, relationship, technology, think

• When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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  2 months ago

  childhood, cord, cords, humor, i, kid, nostalgia, phone, phones, reach, restriction, school, technology

• What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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  2 months ago

  baby, before, hands, hold, humor, multitasking, nostalgia, parenting, parents, phone, phones, smart, smart phone, something, technology

• Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

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  2 months ago

  big, boy, boys, buy, girl, girls, humor, i, iPhone, max, never, only, phone, phones, pro, Pro Max, size, stereotype, swear, technology, why

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