18 Funny phones quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the horror! 😱 Parents actually had to use both hands to hold their babies before the invention of smartphones? Must've been a real arm workout for them! 💪👶 #ParentingInprehistoricTimes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the Holy Family and the Wise Men can't resist scrolling through their timeline! 📱👀 Baby Jesus might need to slide into their DMs to grab their attention. 😂 #ModernNativity #TechSavvyWiseMen

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, can you imagine a modern-day teen movie? Half the scenes would just be awkward silence as they stare at their screens 😂📱 #90sKidsRule"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

  Commentary:
  "First date idea: Play a high-stakes game of phone roulette and see if you both come out unscathed! 📱😅 Just make sure to delete those embarrassing selfies beforehand! 💃🕺 #ModernRomance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

  Commentary:
  "Embark on a family road trip for an exhilarating adventure of scenic views and screen-time defense tactics! 🚗📱👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Sit back, relax, and enjoy the beauty of nature while dodging distracted gazes. It's a game of 'Spot the Scenery!' 🌿📵 #FamilyRoadTripFun"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for small mercies! 📱🙊 I guess some things are best left unseen… and unsmelled! 😂 #NoSmelfiesPlease"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern ritual of morning strolls: communing with nature… and updating your Instagram feed! 🌞🚶📱 #PhoneWalkers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern way to stargaze 🌌📱! Who needs constellations when you have YouTube, right? 🌟📺 #TechSavvyKids #StarryScreenTime"

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