Funny please quotes

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I'm not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Funny Quotes Feb 15, 2025

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

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