23 Funny please quotes

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  19 hours ago

  Share →: I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently grass has no WiFi, but it sure did refresh my glitchy system 🤷‍♂️🚀 #StillAwkward"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking 'dolling up' to a whole new level! 😂🩺🎀 #DollDrama"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, just ask the Money Fairy to set her alarm! 😴💸✨ #BillionaireByBreakfast"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a book I definitely *won't* put on my shelf. 😂📚 #ReversePsychologyWin"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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  Commentary:
  "Shhh, trying to learn the rules of baseball over here! 🤫⚾️📚😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I'm a limited edition! 🛍️😂 Any attempts to 'unspoil' are strictly prohibited 🚫✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

  Commentary:
  "When Cupid's on vacation, let's hope the lottery isn't! 💘➡️💸 #PlanB"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

  Commentary:
  "Awake and pretending to be productive. My bed is filing a missing person report. 🛌😂📋"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

  Commentary:
  "Math and I had a 'complicated' relationship, so now it's just 'subtracting' from my life! 😂➖📚"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

  Commentary:
  😂 "With all due respect, that's just code for 'I'm about to roast you nicely!' 🔥🤭"

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