76 Funny post quotes

Funny post quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some laughter 😂 into your timeline! Whether you’re having a dull day or just need a giggle 🤭, these humorous snippets will brighten your feed and tickle your funny bone. Ideal for sharing with friends or keeping for a chuckle later, they’re a surefire way to spread smiles 😊 and boost your mood. Get ready to LOL 🤣 and keep the good vibes rolling!

Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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Time really flies when you're waiting in line! ⏳😅📬

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

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Looks like this post needs a helping thumb! 👍😄

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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Using viral selfies as bait before dropping a political plot twist—who knew selfies could double as debate tickets? 📸🎣😂

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

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Sure, happy birthday to you for not posting about it! 🎉🙈

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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Guess this post will probably end up in the inbox of approximately 2 telepaths, a dog with a highly unusual stare, and my Aunt Susan who thinks WiFi is magic 🐶✨👩‍🦳📡