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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

2 weeks ago

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

1 month ago

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

1 month ago

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

1 month ago

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

1 month ago

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

2 months ago

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

3 months ago

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

3 months ago

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

3 months ago

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

3 months ago

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

3 months ago

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

3 months ago

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

3 months ago

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

3 months ago

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

3 months ago

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

3 months ago

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

3 months ago

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

3 months ago

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

3 months ago