83 Funny post quotes

• There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

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  2 weeks ago

  concern, engagement, grave, humor, irony, likes, media, post, produce, social, social media, zero

• People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

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  3 weeks ago

  baby, humor, irony, media, nobody, people, picture, post, sharing, social, social media, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, wrapped

• Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

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  4 weeks ago

  body, body hair, case, grooming, hair, humor, just, media, post, preparation, shaved, shaving, social, social media

• Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

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  4 weeks ago

  acquaintance, AI, awkward, awkward interaction, baby, comment, high, high school, humor, Instagram, interaction, media, newborn, post, school, social, social media

• Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

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  4 weeks ago

  couple, dating, gender, gender role, humor, man, media, only, photo, photos, post, relationship, relationships, role, serious, social, social media

• Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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  1 month ago

  8, America, being, capitalism, coffee, consumerism, contradiction, failed, irony, kid, media, only, oppression, phone, post, shoe, social, social media, wealth, wear

• Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

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  1 month ago

  am, humor, i, interaction, laundry, lot, media, online, online interaction, post, posting, social, social media, timeline

• Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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  1 month ago

  aging, before, bit, clerk, humor, i, ID, interaction, joke, just, office, over, photo, post, post office, queue, said, taken, yes

• This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

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  1 month ago

  casual, casual language, humor, language, media, motivation, post, procrastination, social, social media

• I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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  1 month ago

  after, gone, herd, herd mentality, humor, i, media, mentality, opinion, opinions, political, politics, post, satire, selfie, social, social media, sure, viral

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