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Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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Breaking via Messenger:

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Spotted on Facebook:

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Spotted on Telegram:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Broadcasted on Slack:

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

Breaking via TikTok:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Seen just now on Threads:

Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

Just landed via Slack:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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2 days ago
Share →: Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Commentary:
When you read a post 3 times and still need a translator to understand it 🤔📚😂
4 days ago
Share →: Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

Commentary:
Looks like I've boarded the alien express and Facebook's driving the spaceship! 👽🚀
1 week ago
Share →: You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Commentary:
"When I dance, even my mirror asks for a refund. 💃🪞😅"
1 week ago
Share →: I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Commentary:
"Careful, folks! This feed is officially a no-fall zone! 😂📸💕"
1 week ago
Share →: If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Commentary:
"Finally, a workout for my emotions—angry cardio! 😤😂💪"
1 week ago
Share →: Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

Commentary:
"Still waiting patiently over here! 🤔💖 Expecting more top-tier nonsense soon! 😂🎉"
2 weeks ago
Share →: All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Commentary:
"Is there a return policy on life choices? Asking for a friend. 🤔😂 #FreeWillFails"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

Commentary:
"Your post might be the sandwich, but my reply is the gourmet filling! 🍔🧠✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

Commentary:
"Stealing my post? I guess my sense of humor is now considered charity work! 😂📦"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Commentary:
"Ah, a true hero of social media—fighting oversharing one week at a time! 🦸‍♂️📉😂"

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Pinterest:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Shared recently on Discord:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Just landed via Instagram:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

Going viral on Slack:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Trending via WeChat:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Going viral on WeChat:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Breaking via Instagram:

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Just landed via YouTube:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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