88 Funny post quotes

• Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

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  3 hours ago

  age, delete, deletion, humor, i, media, old, post, remember, self-awareness, social, social media, sometimes, too

• The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

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  3 hours ago

  cringe, Facebook, genre, horror, humor, media, nostalgia, old, old post, post, social, social media, status, true

• I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

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  6 hours ago

  5, congrats, congratulation, drunk, drunk text, engagement, friend, girl, glasses, humor, i, media, old, old friend, post, reaction, social, social media, someone, spoken, sweet, text, wine

• Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

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  7 hours ago

  decision making, girlhood, humor, media, none, only, patience, photo, photography, picture, pictures, post, posting, selfie, social, social media, taking

• It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

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  8 hours ago

  cake, cauliflower, content, harmful, harmful content, humor, i, internet, job, joke, just, police, policing, post, recipe, report, saw, someone

• I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

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  8 hours ago

  app, boring, certain, chat, conversation, dating, dating app, funny observation, humor, i, looks, love, media, observation, online, online dating, people, post, social, social media

• Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

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  8 hours ago

  again, application, company, decide, done, got, humor, i, job, job application, job rejection, persistence, post, rejection, same, sarcasm, saw

• If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

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  15 hours ago

  delete, humor, i, media, online, online post, patience, post, procrastination, social, social media

• Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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  16 hours ago

  communication, forget, humor, i, insult, me, media, post, posts, read, reading, sarcasm, social, social media, wish

• This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

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  18 hours ago

  going, hell, humor, invisible, joke, media, only, post, secret, social, social media, spooky

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