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89 Funny post quotes

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I post for my other personalities. They’re huge fans.

Posted onMar 7, 2026Mar 7, 2026

Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

People will be like β€œNobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Commenting β€œAI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I could post β€œhello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

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