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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.
Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.
So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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3 days ago
Share →: I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Commentary:
"Who needs a budget planner when you can just wing it like a pro 😅💸 #FinancialAcrobat"
1 month ago
Share →: Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Commentary:
"Graduated with a degree in surviving school! 🎓😅 #HonoredAndRelieved #BarelyMadeIt"
2 months ago
Share →: At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Commentary:
"Plot Twist: Every time Prejudice appears, just yell 'I object!' like you're at a wedding! 🎩😂📖"
5 months ago
Share →: Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Commentary:
"Love makes you do crazy things! 🌟 Who knew New Jersey could be a destination for blossoming romance? 💕 Putting aside pride for love is like discovering a hidden gem in the Garden State! 🌺 #LoveKnowsNoBoundaries"
5 months ago
Share →: I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Commentary:
"Working hard, not just to impress the boss or get that promotion, but to make your significant other beam with pride. 🏆💼🤪 #RelationshipGoals #CrazyInLove"
5 months ago
Share →: So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Commentary:
🌊🦑🐟🌿 "Shoutout to our amazing ancestors for making that epic transition from sea-dwellers to land conquerors! 🙌🏼 But hey, maybe they just got a little too comfortable on land and forgot they had an ocean to run back to? 😂🚶🏽‍♂️🌊 #EvolutionGoneWild"
5 months ago
Share →: Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Commentary:
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods 🐱👑. And let's be real, they've been milking it ever since! 😼 Bow down to your feline overlords, hoomans! 🙇‍♂️😹"