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January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Just shared via Slack:

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

Trending via Slack:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Seen just now on Messenger:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Spotted on Messenger:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Shared recently on Threads:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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Funny pride quotes bring laughter and love to the celebration 🌈✨ Whether you’re looking to brighten up your feed or add some sparkle to your day, these witty and playful sayings are perfect for sharing pride vibes with a smile 😄🎉 Get ready to embrace joy, sass, and a whole lot of fabulousness because pride is all about being proud—and having fun doing it! 🌟💕 #PrideFun

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5 days ago
Share →: Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

Commentary:
When your ego's bigger than your WiFi bill but who needs connection when you're royalty 👑😂
1 week ago
Share →: Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Commentary:
Congratulations on your new personal best in decision-making Olympics! 🏆🤪🎉
3 weeks ago
Share →: I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Commentary:
"Who needs a budget planner when you can just wing it like a pro 😅💸 #FinancialAcrobat"
2 months ago
Share →: Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Commentary:
"Graduated with a degree in surviving school! 🎓😅 #HonoredAndRelieved #BarelyMadeIt"
2 months ago
Share →: At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Commentary:
"Plot Twist: Every time Prejudice appears, just yell 'I object!' like you're at a wedding! 🎩😂📖"
6 months ago
Share →: Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Commentary:
"Love makes you do crazy things! 🌟 Who knew New Jersey could be a destination for blossoming romance? 💕 Putting aside pride for love is like discovering a hidden gem in the Garden State! 🌺 #LoveKnowsNoBoundaries"
6 months ago
Share →: I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Commentary:
"Working hard, not just to impress the boss or get that promotion, but to make your significant other beam with pride. 🏆💼🤪 #RelationshipGoals #CrazyInLove"
6 months ago
Share →: So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Commentary:
🌊🦑🐟🌿 "Shoutout to our amazing ancestors for making that epic transition from sea-dwellers to land conquerors! 🙌🏼 But hey, maybe they just got a little too comfortable on land and forgot they had an ocean to run back to? 😂🚶🏽‍♂️🌊 #EvolutionGoneWild"
6 months ago
Share →: Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Commentary:
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods 🐱👑. And let's be real, they've been milking it ever since! 😼 Bow down to your feline overlords, hoomans! 🙇‍♂️😹"

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Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

Just shared via Instagram:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Just shared via YouTube:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Trending via Pinterest:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Spotted on Twitch:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

Reported on TikTok:

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Breaking via Reddit:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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