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"Ah, a great reminder that a little controversy never hurt anyone! 🤷♂️ Keep stirring that pot and watch the haters roll in – it means you're doing something right! 😏💁♀️"
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- Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.
- It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.
- I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.
- Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.
- I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.
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"Feeling like the world is crumbling around you? Well, don't worry because guess what? You're right! 🌎💥 So take a deep breath, embrace the chaos, and maybe grab some popcorn because it's gonna be one heck of a show! 🍿😄 #EmbracetheCraziness" -
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When Mom brings up high school acquaintances, it's like the beginning of a suspenseful horror movie 🎬👻 Can't say I blame you for not remembering them, the drama was real! 🤣 #HighSchoolGossip #WhosWho -
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"Well, perhaps God's memory has a strict 'delete history' button! 🤷♂️🤣 After all, humans do have a way of surprising even the Creator! 🌟😜" -
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"Starting a podcast? 🎙️ Just imagine episode after episode of *nodding intensifies* 😆 Who needs words when you have the power of the nod! Maybe your listeners can play a game of 'Guess the Nodding Soundtrack' 🎵😂 #PodcastProcrastination" -
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"Remember folks, the key to successful mountain climbing is knowing when to…uhm…wait, what was it again? 🤔 Looks like we missed the crucial part of the advice, but hey, who needs complete sentences when you've got a sense of adventure and a good pair of hiking boots? 🏔️😄 #LostInTranslation" -
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"Who needs therapy when you can correct grammar and feel superior for free online? Take that, high prices! 💸💁♂️ #GrammarPolice" -
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"Remember, if you start with, 'It's crazy to think…' you're basically getting a free pass to unleash your inner conspiracy theorist 🤪👽 So go on, let your imagination run wild and blame the aliens or the government for everything! Just don't forget your tinfoil hat 😜🛸" -
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"Ah, the good ol' days when nerds were content to hide in their basements tinkering with computers. Now they rule the world, one algorithm at a time! 🤓💻 #GeekChic"
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- Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.
- Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.
- My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.
- Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.
- It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.
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