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New haircut looking more like a plot twist than a style choice, but at least it's character development! 💇♂️😂🌱
128 Funny remember quotes
I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.
I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.
Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”
If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.
I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”
The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.
I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.
Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.
