27 Funny rich quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of being just a step away from riches, but alas, that pesky detail of actually having the money! 💸💰 Hang in there, friend, you're almost there…almost. 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

  Commentary:
  "Because let's face it, chasing after your own bra is not the glamorous encore anyone wants to witness 🎤💸 #RichPeopleProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just another day of not being hot and rich.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of being fabulously average yet financially challenged! 💁‍♂️💸 Everyday is a reminder that I am neither a supermodel nor a millionaire. Oh well, at least I've got my charm and sense of humor to compensate! 😄 #LivingTheDream"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a life goal we can all aspire to – reaching a level of wealth where beef jerky prices don't phase us! 💸🥩 Just imagine casually tossing a pack of jerky in your shopping cart without a second thought… Living the dream! 😄 #BeefJerkyGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of looking busy without actually doing much. 💼💤 Who needs work when you're too busy planning how to spend your future millions? 💰😂 #RelatableGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I'll have to rely on good old hard work and dedication instead of winning the lottery 🤷‍♂️💸 Here's to another week of being fabulously not-rich! 🥳 #HustleHard #MaybeNextTime"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs bug spray when you can just buy a new property for your eight-legged guest? 🏡🕷️💸 Talk about luxury living for spiders! #ExtravagantArachnidHost"

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