13 Funny riding quotes

• I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

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  7 days ago

  3, am, back, car, cars, club, coming, glad, horse, humor, imagine, invention, late, late night, night, riding, transportation

• I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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  1 week ago

  activity, animal, animals, before, cool, curiosity, discovery, fun, fun activity, horses, humor, i, ride, riding, tried, wonder

• If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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  1 week ago

  boundary, car, comfort, driving, elbow, humor, little, middle, passenger, personal, personal space, piece, riding, space, yours

• Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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  1 week ago

  activity, adventure, bike, childhood, fun, fun activity, just, nostalgia, parent, parents, riding, young

• Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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  1 week ago

  activity, animals, animals riding, before, horses, humor, just, ok, realization, ride, riding, thinking

• You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

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  1 week ago

  driving, existence, fear, ghost, humor, nothing, philosophy, riding, rock, skeleton, space, stardust

• I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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  2 weeks ago

  1, activity, alone, complaints, fun, fun activity, i, myself, replay, riding, song, times

• Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, bike, couple, dynamics, every, experience, figure, fun, fun activity, funny observation, humor, i, observation, pissed, relationship, relationship dynamics, riding, shared, shared experience, tandem, tandem bike, time, try

• Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, bike, concept, exercise, fun, fun activity, humor, insane, insane concept, just, riding, run, same, sit, time, transportation

• Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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  3 weeks ago

  actual, appearance, character, fairy, fairy tale, fantasy, grandma, hood, humor, little, little red riding hood, red, riding, storytelling, tale, talk

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