Funny riding quotes

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

You're a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025