Funny quotes riding

Funny riding quotes

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

4 weeks ago

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

1 month ago

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

2 months ago

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

2 months ago

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

3 months ago

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

3 months ago

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

3 months ago

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

3 months ago

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

3 months ago