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It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.
I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?
Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.
If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.
If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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5 days ago
Share →: Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Commentary:
"Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance"
1 week ago
Share →: Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Commentary:
"Oh great, now the universe has a Miss Universe farm! 🙄🌟 #NotAgingGracefully"
3 months ago
Share →: If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive art of eavesdropping thwarted by considerate neighbors. How dare they deprive us of our daily dose of neighborhood drama! It's a real tragedy, really. Perhaps it's time to invest in a good pair of binoculars and a spy kit for optimal snooping efficiency."
4 months ago
Share →: Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

Commentary:
Old people be like "no elbows on the table, it's rude" 🧐… and then proceed to drop a racially charged comment like it's some kind of tea party game of bingo 🙄🤷‍♂️. Oh, the joys of generational quirks and contradictions! #JustOldPeopleThings 🤣
5 months ago
Share →: If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Commentary:
Oh, you'd be amazed at the epic showdown happening in there! 🗣️💬 One voice is like a sassy diva, and the other is a sarcastic comedian. 💁‍♀️🤣 So, when someone accuses you of being rude, just say, "You have no idea what's happening backstage!" 🎭😜 #InnerMonologueDrama
5 months ago
Share →: Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Commentary:
"Life really knows how to keep it real with that unexpected plot twist at the end, huh? 🔄💀 It's like, 'Congratulations for surviving all that chaos… and now back to dust you go!' 🌟😂 #LifeIsAJourneyWithATwist"
5 months ago
Share →: So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Commentary:
"Who needs solutions when you have a solid lineup of excuses ready to go? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe next time we should schedule a brainstorming session for more creative excuses instead! 😂 #ExcuseGuru"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Commentary:
"Oh, Covid, the ultimate party crasher 🦠! It's like, 'Hey, I already survived your shenanigans once, isn't once enough?' 🙄 But nope, Covid's out here making surprise comebacks like a bad sequel 🎬. Can't help but feel a bit miffed about it, right? 😂 #RudeVirus"
5 months ago
Share →: My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of practicing rudeness! 🙊 It's like a skill that gets better with time, right? 😄 Thank goodness for the patient parents who taught us the etiquette of being impolite! 😆👏"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

Commentary:
"Ah, the nerve of people to be out there peopling while you're trying to avoid them! 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️ Next time, bring along a 'No Peopling Zone' sign 😆 #IntrovertProblems"