19 Funny rude quotes

• 

  3 days ago

  Share →: if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

  Commentary:
  The lil voice in my head is like a stand-up comic with a permanent mic 🎤🤭😅

• 

  5 days ago

  Share →: Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

  Commentary:
  When you wish people came with a fast-forward button 🎬🤣🤭

• 

  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

  Commentary:
  "Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance"

• 

  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

  Commentary:
  "Oh great, now the universe has a Miss Universe farm! 🙄🌟 #NotAgingGracefully"

• 

  4 months ago

  Share →: If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive art of eavesdropping thwarted by considerate neighbors. How dare they deprive us of our daily dose of neighborhood drama! It's a real tragedy, really. Perhaps it's time to invest in a good pair of binoculars and a spy kit for optimal snooping efficiency."

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

  Commentary:
  Old people be like "no elbows on the table, it's rude" 🧐… and then proceed to drop a racially charged comment like it's some kind of tea party game of bingo 🙄🤷‍♂️. Oh, the joys of generational quirks and contradictions! #JustOldPeopleThings 🤣

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

  Commentary:
  Oh, you'd be amazed at the epic showdown happening in there! 🗣️💬 One voice is like a sassy diva, and the other is a sarcastic comedian. 💁‍♀️🤣 So, when someone accuses you of being rude, just say, "You have no idea what's happening backstage!" 🎭😜 #InnerMonologueDrama

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

  Commentary:
  "Life really knows how to keep it real with that unexpected plot twist at the end, huh? 🔄💀 It's like, 'Congratulations for surviving all that chaos… and now back to dust you go!' 🌟😂 #LifeIsAJourneyWithATwist"

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs solutions when you have a solid lineup of excuses ready to go? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe next time we should schedule a brainstorming session for more creative excuses instead! 😂 #ExcuseGuru"

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, Covid, the ultimate party crasher 🦠! It's like, 'Hey, I already survived your shenanigans once, isn't once enough?' 🙄 But nope, Covid's out here making surprise comebacks like a bad sequel 🎬. Can't help but feel a bit miffed about it, right? 😂 #RudeVirus"

For even more funny rude quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny rude quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌