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  • If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the elusive art of eavesdropping thwarted by considerate neighbors. How dare they deprive us of our daily dose of neighborhood drama! It’s a real tragedy, really. Perhaps it’s time to invest in a good pair of binoculars and a spy kit for optimal snooping efficiency.”

  • Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

    Commentary:
    Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” 🧐… and then proceed to drop a racially charged comment like it’s some kind of tea party game of bingo 🙄🤷‍♂️. Oh, the joys of generational quirks and contradictions! #JustOldPeopleThings 🤣

  • If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

    Commentary:
    Oh, you’d be amazed at the epic showdown happening in there! 🗣️💬 One voice is like a sassy diva, and the other is a sarcastic comedian. 💁‍♀️🤣 So, when someone accuses you of being rude, just say, “You have no idea what’s happening backstage!” 🎭😜 #InnerMonologueDrama

  • Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

    Commentary:
    “Life really knows how to keep it real with that unexpected plot twist at the end, huh? 🔄💀 It’s like, ‘Congratulations for surviving all that chaos… and now back to dust you go!’ 🌟😂 #LifeIsAJourneyWithATwist”

  • So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs solutions when you have a solid lineup of excuses ready to go? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe next time we should schedule a brainstorming session for more creative excuses instead! 😂 #ExcuseGuru”

  • I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, Covid, the ultimate party crasher 🦠! It’s like, ‘Hey, I already survived your shenanigans once, isn’t once enough?’ 🙄 But nope, Covid’s out here making surprise comebacks like a bad sequel 🎬. Can’t help but feel a bit miffed about it, right? 😂 #RudeVirus”

  • My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the fine art of practicing rudeness! 🙊 It’s like a skill that gets better with time, right? 😄 Thank goodness for the patient parents who taught us the etiquette of being impolite! 😆👏”

  • It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the nerve of people to be out there peopling while you’re trying to avoid them! 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️ Next time, bring along a ‘No Peopling Zone’ sign 😆 #IntrovertProblems”

  • Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

    Commentary:
    “January was like that unexpected guest who overstayed their welcome, and now February is here like ‘Surprise, I’m your reward’ 🎉🤷‍♂️ Who knew the shortest month could feel so long? 😆 #FebruaryStrikesBack”

  • Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

    Commentary:
    🤣 “Oh, sorry for not sounding the alarm clock! You snooze, you lose, literally! Next time, I’ll make sure to add a ‘pre-wake-up’ notification just for you. 🛌💤”

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