30 Funny rude quotes

• Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.

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  4 weeks ago

  behavior, doing, door, etiquette, gratitude, hold, holding, holding door, humor, i, never, people, rude, rude behavior, sarcasm, say, saying, social, social etiquette, something, stop, thank, thank you, welcome

• My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

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  4 weeks ago

  bet, humor, less, lose, loss, new, New Year’s resolution, others, presumption, resolution, rude, rudeness, sarcasm, weight, weight loss, year’s, yours

• How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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  4 weeks ago

  attitude, communication, humor, message, okay, rude, sarcasm, text, texting

• I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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  4 weeks ago

  age, aging, behavior, bottle, enough, everyone, getting, humor, i, ibuprofen, medicine, painkiller, pull, rude, rude behavior, sharing, where

• Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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  4 weeks ago

  attitude, determination, different, frustration, humor, i, light, mind, mindset, mood, negative, negativity, perspective, rude, sarcasm, somebody, something, stand, upset

• My middle finger salutes you.

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  4 weeks ago

  attitude, finger, gesture, humor, insult, middle, middle finger, rude, rude gesture, salute, sarcasm

• Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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  4 weeks ago

  apparently, communication, culture, forehead, humor, interaction, internet, internet culture, intro, poke, rude, rudeness, sarcasm, skip, social, social interaction, someone, start, talking, yell, yelling

• Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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  4 weeks ago

  account, actually, bank, bank account, financial, financial frustration, frustration, humor, i, money, okay, rude, sarcasm, spend, spending

• Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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  4 weeks ago

  exist, hotter, humor, jealousy, me, ok, people, pretty, rude, self-deprecation, younger

• If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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  1 month ago

  conversation, eavesdrop, follow, humor, interaction, just, loud, neighbor, rude, social, social interaction, talk

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