28 Funny rude quotes

• How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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  2 months ago

  attitude, communication, humor, message, okay, rude, sarcasm, text, texting

• I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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  2 months ago

  age, aging, behavior, bottle, enough, everyone, getting, humor, i, ibuprofen, medicine, painkiller, pull, rude, rude behavior, sharing, where

• Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, determination, different, frustration, humor, i, light, mind, mindset, mood, negative, negativity, perspective, rude, sarcasm, somebody, something, stand, upset

• My middle finger salutes you.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, finger, gesture, humor, insult, middle, middle finger, rude, rude gesture, salute, sarcasm

• Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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  2 months ago

  apparently, communication, culture, forehead, humor, interaction, internet, internet culture, intro, poke, rude, rudeness, sarcasm, skip, social, social interaction, someone, start, talking, yell, yelling

• Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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  2 months ago

  account, actually, bank, bank account, financial, financial frustration, frustration, humor, i, money, okay, rude, sarcasm, spend, spending

• Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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  2 months ago

  exist, hotter, humor, jealousy, me, ok, people, pretty, rude, self-deprecation, younger

• If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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  2 months ago

  conversation, eavesdrop, follow, humor, interaction, just, loud, neighbor, rude, social, social interaction, talk

• If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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  2 months ago

  head, hear, humor, mental, rude, sarcasm, should, think, thoughts, voices

• Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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  2 months ago

  dying, end, existential, humor, irony, life, reward, rude, still, struggle, stuff

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