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Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

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I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Just landed via Messenger:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Shared recently on X:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Breaking via Twitch:

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

Seen just now on Threads:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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