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Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Going viral on Twitch:

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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170 Funny satire quotes

Funny satire quotes bring out the clever, exaggerated humor in everyday life and current events! 😆🎭 Whether it’s poking fun at politics, society, or even the absurdities of modern living, these quotes remind us that satire is all about turning serious topics into comedic gold. After all, a little exaggeration and wit can go a long way in making us laugh at the world around us! 😂📰💡

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Share →: Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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Planning my apocalypse outfit: do camo and sequins clash? 🌍✨🪖
4 days ago
Share →: Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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Guess we should've brought popcorn for this apocalyptic premiere 🍿😅📉
5 days ago
Share →: Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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Red or white, as long as it's not radioactive! 🍷😅
5 days ago
Share →: I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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Can I take a rain check on the apocalypse? Thanks! ☔️🕊️😅
5 days ago
Share →: Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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Running after a ping pong ball is the ultimate cardio workout nobody asked for! 🏓😂🏃‍♂️
7 days ago
Share →: If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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Trying to use an umbrella as a parachute? Better hope for a soft landing on a cloud, or maybe some conveniently placed cartoon bushes! ☂️🤣🪂
7 days ago
Share →: I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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Ah, the good ol' days when it was just Pinocchio's resume getting updated! 😂🤥📜
7 days ago
Share →: Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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Taking "higher power" to new heights! 🚀😆 #DivineAltitude
7 days ago
Share →: “I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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When you try to out-narrate the AI squad with some good old-fashioned dialectical materialism 🤓📚💥
1 week ago
Share →: I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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Trying to find a positive post on the internet these days is like trying to spot a unicorn at a horse show! 🦄📱😅

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Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

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There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

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Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Just landed via Pinterest:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Making waves on YouTube:

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

Shared recently on Messenger:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Breaking via Discord:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

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