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Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Making waves on Twitch:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

Shared recently on YouTube:

What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

Making waves on Twitch:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

Going viral on Telegram:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Trending via X:

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

Breaking via X:

My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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48 shares on Telegram this month:

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

70 shares on Threads this month:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

57 shares on Threads this month:

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

82 shares on Telegram this month:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

We are the last generation of programmers who know the deadly feeling of seeing the exact problem in our code, on Stack Overflow, with 0 answers.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Twitch:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Breaking via Telegram:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Trending via YouTube:

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

Breaking via Reddit:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

Spotted on YouTube:

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Going viral on Discord:

I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

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