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My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

The real pandemic was when everyone was reading The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

β€œI’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said β€˜Nope, too freaky!’

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026Feb 1, 2026

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

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