192 Funny satire quotes

• They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

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  1 week ago

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• Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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  1 month ago

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• I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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• Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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  1 month ago

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• Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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  2 months ago

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• America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

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  2 months ago

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• There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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  2 months ago

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• “Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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  2 months ago

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• A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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  2 months ago

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