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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

3 months ago

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

3 months ago

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

3 months ago

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

3 months ago

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

3 months ago

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

3 months ago

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

3 months ago

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

3 months ago

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

3 months ago

You should be able to call in sad to work.

3 months ago

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

3 months ago

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

3 months ago

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

3 months ago

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

3 months ago

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

3 months ago

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

3 months ago

Human hibernation should be a thing.

3 months ago

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

3 months ago

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

3 months ago

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

3 months ago