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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.
The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.
You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.
They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.
You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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1 month ago
Share →: When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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"Breaking News: Grocery store commits 'shelf-shifting'! 🚓🍎 Anyone seen the mustard lately? 😂 #LostInAisle"
1 month ago
Share →: Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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"When life gets cheesy, grab a freebie! 🍔😄 #MoodBooster"
1 month ago
Share →: If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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"Exercise? More like 'exit!' If I'm sprinting, it's less 'fit life' and more 'fight or flight!' 🏃‍♂️💨😂"
1 month ago
Share →: They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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"Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. 🤔🧑‍💻📄"
1 month ago
Share →: They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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"💡 Let's call it… 'SlowMo Saturday'! Where alarm clocks take a day off too. 😂📆"
1 month ago
Share →: Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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"Name change? 😂 I better start posting more cat videos! 🐱📸 #DesperateTimes #FollowerFrenzy"
1 month ago
Share →: There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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"When you realize backpacking through Europe is just visiting the human zoo! 🎒🌍😂 #CulturalSafari"
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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"When I upgrade to that version of life, I'll read the instructions! 📚🤔😂"
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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"Manufacturing delay: man still in beta testing! 😂🔧 #GenuineVersionComingSoon"
2 months ago
Share →: They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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"Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"