14 Funny silly quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.
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  4 months ago

  View →: An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Being silly is very important for my mental health.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Don’t give up, we must remain silly.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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