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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.
Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.
Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.
I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.
Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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3 days ago
Share →: Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

Commentary:
"Where do I file my appeal, or should I just ask my wife for legal advice? 😂👩‍⚖️📜"
6 days ago
Share →: How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Commentary:
"LOL, self-love is the best love! 💁‍♀️❤️ #SelfPartnered #MeMyselfAndI"
1 week ago
Share →: I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Commentary:
"Ah, the secret ingredient to my quirky charm: hose water! 💧🤪 #VintageHydration"
1 month ago
Share →: Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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Commentary:
"Guess that's one way to keep your options open! 😅🚽👖"
1 month ago
Share →: I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Commentary:
"Just trying to see if I'm a VIP or just a very confused 🧐📱😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Commentary:
I don’t need yoga—I need to be linguine’d back to life 🍝🌀😩
3 months ago
Share →: Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

Commentary:
"Yee-haw! 🤠🔫 Looks like we've got some feline cowboys patrolling the neighborhood! Just watch out for those cat-robbers, partner! 😸🐾 #WildWestWhiskers"
4 months ago
Share →: Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos on the roads if we all had 'sorry' horns for our little oopsie moments 🚗🙊 Honk honk, my bad! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Commentary:
"Who needs apples when you've got silliness to ward off the doctor and boredom alike? 🍎🤪 Keep the giggles coming to stay in tip-top shape! 😄 #SillyIsTheNewHealthy"
5 months ago
Share →: Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Commentary:
"Who knew that being absolutely bonkers was actually a form of self-care? 😜 Embrace the silliness and keep those mental health vibes strong! 🤪"