24 Funny silly quotes

• Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, hoop, hula, hula hoop, humor, invisible, joke, people, playful, prank, reaction, silly, using, weird, weird behavior

• Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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  2 months ago

  age, childish, coughing, humor, joke, playful, regress, silly, toddler, tongue

• Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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  2 months ago

  bring, comedy, dumb, dumbest, entertainment, ever, humor, internet, me, meme, seen, shit, silly

• Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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  2 months ago

  asking, awkward, before, dental, dental visit, dentist, fingers, humor, humorist, joke, mouth, prank, question, silly, sticking, visit

• When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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  2 months ago

  activity, autopsy, chicken, eat, food, food joke, fun, fun activity, humor, i, joke, pretend, quirky, rotisserie, silly

• Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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  2 months ago

  humor, humorist, illegal, joke, media, posts, relationship, sarcasm, serious, seriousness, silliness, silly, social, social media, talk, wife

• How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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  2 months ago

  am, appreciation, confidence, forget, humor, i, life, love, me, positivity, self, self appreciation, self-love, silly

• I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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  2 months ago

  childhood, drank, drinking, drinking water, hose, humor, i, nostalgia, personality, playful, silly, water, water drinking

• Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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  2 months ago

  accident, bathroom, crime, embarrassing, humor, joke, pants, public, public urination, restroom, silly, urination

• I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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  2 months ago

  boredom, checking, humor, i, keep, loneliness, me, mean, media, phone, self-deprecating, silly, social, social media, somebody, something, technology

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