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11 Funny silly quotes

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Cars should come with a secondary smaller "sorry" horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025
An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025
Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Don't give up, we must remain silly.

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025