17 Funny sing quotes

• I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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  7 days ago

  alone, car, good, humor, i, moment, people, performance, private, private moment, self-expression, shower, sing, singing, wish

• How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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  7 days ago

  aid, alphabet, alphabet song, am, childhood, childhood habit, choice, choices, count, counting, decision, decision making, finger, finger counting, fingers, habit, i, learning, learning method, letter, life, life choice, making, memory, memory aid, method, next, sing, song, still, whole

• My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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  1 week ago

  amusement, amusing, chores, cleaning, humor, husband, i, marriage, prince, princess, sing, singing, someday, song, while

• I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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  1 week ago

  activity, bar, entertainment, every, fun, fun activity, going, humor, karaoke, music, ono, parody, performance, sing, singing, song, style, tomorrow, where, yoko, Yoko Ono

• If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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  1 week ago

  Adele, culture, hello, humor, i, joke, knee, knees, lionel, Lionel Richie, music, music reference, pop, pop culture, prediction, reference, richie, sing, think, weather, weather prediction, wordplay

• Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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  1 week ago

  animals, humor, music, ocean, sing, someone, told, whale

• If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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  1 week ago

  entertainment, humor, i, me, need, pretending, routine, self-deprecating, shower, sing, singing

• I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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  1 week ago

  activity, childhood, culture, DuckTales, flex, fun, fun activity, intro, intro song, music, nostalgia, pop, pop culture, sing, song

• Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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  2 weeks ago

  concert, etiquette, filming, number, performance, rule, sing

• My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

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  2 weeks ago

  career, career change, change, Christmas, Christmas song, funny idea, hit, hit song, i, idea, just, learn, music, need, plan, recording, retirement, retirement plan, sing, singing, song

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