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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.
1 day ago
Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.
3 months ago
I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.
3 months ago