Funny sitcom quotes

• I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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  2 months ago

  again, catchy, catchy song, entertainment, humor, i, live, nostalgia, sitcom, song, songs, television, theme, theme song, TV, TV sitcom, want, where, world

• ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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  2 months ago

  1980s, 1980s culture, 80s, ALF, culture, drug, drug humor, drugs, high, humor, nostalgic, parody, sitcom, vintage

• I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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  2 months ago

  air, air conditioning, conditioning, episode, episodes, every, heat, hot, humor, i, inconvenience, miss, nostalgia, show, sitcom, summer, TV, TV Show, where

• Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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  2 months ago

  actor, actors, chaos, daily, daily life, feel, fresh, humor, humorous, humorous observation, life, observation, people, sitcom, unpaid, unpaid actor

• Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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  2 months ago

  90s, comedy, humor, intrusive, neighbor, sitcom, thought, thoughts

• Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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  2 months ago

  arrested, chain, chain of command, charge, city, comedy, comedy idea, command, concept, funny concept, idea, leader, librarian, major, major city, people, person, running, sitcom, top, unexpected, unexpected leader, where

• I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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  2 months ago

  balance, exactly, humor, i, job, jobs, need, plans, rent, sitcom, situation, situations, social, social plans, where, work life, work-life balance

• I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

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  2 months ago

  apartment, friend, friends, humor, i, just, lived, sitcom, uninvited, uninvited visit, visit, wish

• The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

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  3 months ago

  celebration, effect, humor, kiss, life, play, real, real life, romance, should, sitcom, someone, sound, sound effect, track, whenever

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