Funny sitcom quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

  Commentary:
  "ALF: Proof that the 80s were a cosmic trip even without a UFO! 🚀👽😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

  Commentary:
  "I miss the days when TV seasons were longer than my to-do list! 📺😅 #BingeWorthy #WhereDidItAllGo"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

  Commentary:
  "Just waiting for my cameo in next week's episode! 🎬😂 #ChaosClub"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

  Commentary:
  "Having more intrusive thoughts than a 90s sitcom neighbor 🤯🏠 – at least you won't hear the laugh track every time they pop up! 😆 #MindFullHouse"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

  Commentary:
  🤣🏙️ "In a world where chaos reigns and logic takes a backseat, welcome to 'The Dewey Decimated Decimal System'! Who needs mayors and governors when you have a librarian armed with overdue fines and shushing powers ready to bring order to the city? Tune in as our unlikely hero battles late fees and unruly citizens in this unforgettable sitcom where the only crime is not returning your books on time!" 📚🕶️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the mythical sitcom job where you work for 5 minutes a day and somehow afford a sprawling NYC apartment 🏙️. If only life imitated TV more often! 📺💸 #LivingTheDream"

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