Funny slide quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

  Commentary:
  Proof that water slides are scientifically engineered to wash away tears! 💦😂

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  3 days ago

  Share →: It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the sun's trying to start its own blues band! 🎸🪗🔥

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  4 days ago

  Share →: By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those LED bulbs have the same lifespan as my New Year's resolutions 😆💡🔧

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

  Commentary:
  "Fueling my workout with the power of past regrets and questionable life choices! 😂💪 #FlashbackFitness"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the Pharaohs were just trying to slide into the afterlife in style! 🌊😎 Who knew that crossing their hands was the ancient Egyptian version of getting ready for a day at the water park? 💦🎢 Just imagine, forever riding those infinite water slides… sounds like a pretty 'pharaohtastic' eternity! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like even ancient rulers couldn't resist the allure of a good water slide! 🌊👑 Just imagine the Pharaohs slipping and sliding their way into eternity, ready for a splash-tacular afterlife adventure! 💦 Who knew the pyramids were actually ancient water parks in disguise? 🏰🌈 #WaterslidesOfTheNile"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boring old slide when you can have a dinosaur ride to wrap up the day?! 🦕 Just imagine the looks on your coworkers' faces as you cruise past them in style! Definitely an epic way to end the workday, for sure! 😂"

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