Funny slide quotes

• I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

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  1 month ago

  aggression, anger, annoyance, day, discomfort, hope, humor, i, just, mad, passive, passive aggression, shoe, slide, sock, socks

• I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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  2 months ago

  activity, amusement, emotion, fun, happiness, i, joy, never, person, sad, seen, slide, water, water slide

• It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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  2 months ago

  getting, guitar, harmonica, heat, hot, hot weather, instrument, music, outdoor, outside, slide, slide guitar, summer, weather

• By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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  2 months ago

  actually, agreement, bulb, collective, collective agreement, consumer, consumer experience, exaggeration, expectation, experience, humor, just, last, led, LED bulb, let, lifespan, lightbulb, reality, slide, technology

• No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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  2 months ago

  exercise, flashback, flashbacks, gym, humor, i, just, let, letting, letting slide, motivation, pre-workout, procrastination, regret, slide, stuff

• Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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  2 months ago

  after, afterlife, ancient, ancient Egypt, belief, burial, buried, chest, egypt, fun, hands, humor, life, Pharaoh, slide, water, water slide

• Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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  2 months ago

  activity, after, afterlife, belief, burial, buried, chest, fun, hands, humor, life, over, Pharaoh, slide, water, water slide

• Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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  2 months ago

  adventure, ask, dinosaur, end, fun, humor, i, just, much, once, relaxation, slide, too, wish, workday

• Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

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  2 months ago

  adult, bed, being, humor, life, morning, mumbling, reluctant, slide, struggle, stupid

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