Funny social life quotes

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Lucky for me, I don't have enough friends for an intervention.

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025