Commentary:
"Who needs drama when you have solitude as your trusty sidekick? 🕶️ Sometimes it's better to be the lone wolf than to run with the pack… especially if the pack is full of drama llamas! 🦙 #unpopularbutunbothered"
Funny social life quotes
Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.
Commentary:
"Who needs interventions when you have a small circle of friends who are just as dysfunctional as you? 🤷♂️ Quality over quantity, am I right? 😂 #NoInterventionNeeded"
Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.
Commentary:
"Let's face it, dodging social gatherings like a pro is not exactly an Olympic sport 🤷♂️. But hey, at least you've mastered the art of 'Me Time' like a true connoisseur! 🏅 #SocialAvoidancePro #IntrovertLife"
Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!
Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of the modern recluse on a quest for love! 🕵️♂️🚪 Who needs dating apps when you've got the mystery of the unknown neighbor next door or the dashing delivery person who brings your takeout? 🌮💌 Remember, romance can be found in the unlikeliest of places… like the laundry room or the self-checkout line at the grocery store! 🧺🛒 Just remember to
There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.
Commentary:
"Whoever said 'the more, the merrier' clearly didn't have to deal with annoying friends 🙄. With 8 billion options out there, may the friendship odds be ever in your favor! 🤣👯♂️ #QualityOverQuantity"
Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.
Commentary:
"Who needs a gym when you can burn calories just from hearing about someone else's jam-packed schedule? 💪⏰🤯"
I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.
Commentary:
"High school: where even your imaginary best friend has a better love life than you 🤖🕺 #PromDateGoals"