26 Funny social life quotes

• Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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  2 weeks ago

  game, games, getting, girlfriend, humor, life, once, pandemic, quitting, real, relationship, social, social life, video, video game

• I have a very active anti-social life.

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  3 weeks ago

  active, anti-social, humor, i, introvert, life, social, social life

• “Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

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  1 month ago

  alone, alone time, favorite, favourite, humor, introvert, life, mood, relaxation, social, social life, state, time, unavailable

• I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, canceling, canceling plan, honesty, humor, i, introvert, invitation, invited, just, life, love, place, plan, plans, social, social anxiety, social life, want, wanted

• “Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

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  2 months ago

  active, activity, awkwardness, dude, even, humor, life, relationship, sexual, sexual activity, social, social activity, social life, socially

• Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, adult, adult life hack, advice, anyone, day, day off, hack, humor, know, life, real, secret, social, social life, tell

• Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

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  2 months ago

  communication, dating, friendship, humor, i, life, lot, media, message, people, relationship, social, social life, social media, stopped, texting, while

• Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

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  2 months ago

  connection, friend, friends, fun, go out, life, lifestyle, mysterious, please, save, social, social life

• Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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  2 months ago

  celebrity, entertainment, humor, life, lifestyle, luxury, observation, party, people, rich, social, social life, videos, watch, wealth

• One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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  2 months ago

  activity, aging, bar, bars, before, fun, fun activity, humor, i, interesting, joke, learned, leave, life, nightlife, social, social life, thing, thirty

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