Funny social norms quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

  Commentary:
  🤔💭 "The eternal debate: Are public pajamas a fashion faux pas or a bold declaration of comfort supremacy? 🛌💁‍♂️ Either way, these pajama pioneers are truly keeping us on our toes… or should I say, on our slippers! 🦶👖 #PajamaParty"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, wouldn't that be the dream? 💁‍♂️ 'I don't care, gotta go water my houseplants 🌿' 🚶‍♂️ It'd spice up those dull conversations for sure! 😂 #SociallyAwkwardGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to dramatic gestures, timing is everything! 💍💀💔 #WeddingNoNos #FuneralFauxPas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

  Commentary:
  "Why do people think it's okay to ask why a person is single? I don't ask why you're unhappily married. 🤷‍♂️💍 Maybe they should mind their own beeswax before stirring the relationship pot! 😄🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently sharing sandwiches isn't as cool as sharing a joint 🥪🌿 Who knew there was a 'subtle' sandwich etiquette we've all been missing out on? 😂 #WeirdButHungry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone found the most polite way to skip a social event! 💁‍♂️✉️ It's like saying, "Sorry I couldn't make it, but I'm totally on board with the whole funeral thing!" 😄 #SendingGoodVibesFromADistance

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