Funny social norms quotes — Wordgag ツ

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

1 month ago1 month ago

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

6 months ago

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Feb 17, 2025Feb 17, 2025

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Feb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Feb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Jan 21, 2025

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Jan 20, 2025