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Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

Just landed via Twitch:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

Reported on Discord:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Going viral on Discord:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Shared recently on X:

I have a yearning disability.

Going viral on TikTok:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Making waves on Messenger:

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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Funny social norms quotes 😂 challenge the everyday rules we all pretend to follow 🤔, making us laugh at the quirks of society 🌍. They shine a hilarious light on those unspoken expectations 🤫 and remind us that sometimes breaking the mold is just what we need 😂✨. Ready to giggle and rethink the “normal”? Let’s dive into some witty takes on the weirdness we call social norms! 🎉🤣

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4 months ago
Share →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Commentary:
🤔💭 "The eternal debate: Are public pajamas a fashion faux pas or a bold declaration of comfort supremacy? 🛌💁‍♂️ Either way, these pajama pioneers are truly keeping us on our toes… or should I say, on our slippers! 🦶👖 #PajamaParty"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Commentary:
"Oh, wouldn't that be the dream? 💁‍♂️ 'I don't care, gotta go water my houseplants 🌿' 🚶‍♂️ It'd spice up those dull conversations for sure! 😂 #SociallyAwkwardGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Commentary:
"When it comes to dramatic gestures, timing is everything! 💍💀💔 #WeddingNoNos #FuneralFauxPas"
6 months ago
Share →: Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Commentary:
"Why do people think it's okay to ask why a person is single? I don't ask why you're unhappily married. 🤷‍♂️💍 Maybe they should mind their own beeswax before stirring the relationship pot! 😄🔥"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Commentary:
"Apparently sharing sandwiches isn't as cool as sharing a joint 🥪🌿 Who knew there was a 'subtle' sandwich etiquette we've all been missing out on? 😂 #WeirdButHungry"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Commentary:
Sounds like someone found the most polite way to skip a social event! 💁‍♂️✉️ It's like saying, "Sorry I couldn't make it, but I'm totally on board with the whole funeral thing!" 😄 #SendingGoodVibesFromADistance

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Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

Going viral on TikTok:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Spotted on Slack:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

Going viral on Twitch:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Breaking via YouTube:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Spotted on Twitch:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

Breaking via Discord:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

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