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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

1 month ago

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

2 months ago

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

3 months ago

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

3 months ago

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

3 months ago

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

3 months ago