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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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Seen just now on Threads:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Breaking via Facebook:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Just landed via Threads:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Making waves on Twitch:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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67 Funny sometimes quotes

Funny sometimes quotes add a splash of humor to our daily lives, often catching us off guard with their unexpected wit 😂 and clever twists 🤪. These little nuggets of joy remind us not to take life too seriously and to find laughter in the most surprising places. Whether you’re looking for a chuckle or just a reason to smile, these quotes are sure to brighten your day and tickle your funny bone 😄✨.

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5 days ago
Share →: Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Commentary:
Silence: the greatest gift, and it's budget-friendly too! 😂🤐✨
5 days ago
Share →: Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

Commentary:
My brain is a Broadway star when I'm trying to sleep – tap dancing through every cringe moment 🕺💤💭😅
5 days ago
Share →: Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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Ah, the magical land of sleep, where problems get bored and leave! 😴✨😂
7 days ago
Share →: Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic bedtime routine: close eyes, open apps! 😴📱📚
7 days ago
Share →: Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Commentary:
Pretending to be genuine? I'm a pro at that — my Oscar's in the mail! 🎭😂
1 week ago
Share →: Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Commentary:
Just embracing my inner solar-powered pupper! ☀️🐶
2 weeks ago
Share →: We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, my kitchen's very own escape room challenge! 🥔🔐😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Commentary:
"Time travelers be like: 'We found your embarrassing 2012 post! 😅🤦‍♂️ #DigitalArchaeology #BraceForImpact'"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Commentary:
"Huh? Oh wait, my brain just woke up! 😂🔄#BrainLag"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Commentary:
"Life hack: turn productivity into a game of 'How many tasks can I fake complete today? 😎✍️✨ #DopamineOverdose"

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Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

Going viral on YouTube:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Trending via Twitch:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Live now on Messenger:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Going viral on Telegram:

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

Going viral on Messenger:

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Making waves on Reddit:

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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