132 Funny sometimes quotes

• Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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  12 minutes ago

  activity, forget, fun, fun activity, grocery, grocery list, home, i, list, little, memory, organization, shopping, sometimes, take, thing, time, where

• I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

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  2 hours ago

  always, day, ew, finger, hesitation, humor, i, index, index finger, poke, procrastination, seize, seize the day, sometimes

• I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

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  2 hours ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, destruction, emotion, feel, humor, i, just, life, marine, marine life, need, orca, ruin, sarcasm, something, sometimes, yacht

• It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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  3 hours ago

  court, honor, humor, internet, internet slang, judge, liberating, liberation, shitposting, should, slang, sometimes, try

• Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

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  3 hours ago

  age, delete, deletion, humor, i, media, old, post, remember, self-awareness, social, social media, sometimes, too

• Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

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  4 hours ago

  appetizer, asleep, bedtime, before, couch, fall, i, joke, little, nap, sleep, sometimes, wordplay

• Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

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  7 hours ago

  humor, loud, louder, motivation, music, need, problem, problem-solving, shit, solving, sometimes, sort, turn

• Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

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  8 hours ago

  beautiful, beauty, creativity, give, home, just, phrase, poem, sometimes, whole, writing

• Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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  9 hours ago

  airplane, ale, biscoff, biscoff cookie, cookie, delta, delta flight, drink, eat, flight, funny habit, ginger, ginger ale, habit, kind, position, pretend, sit, sitting, sitting position, snack, sometimes, unnatural

• Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

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  10 hours ago

  better, computer, humor, lived, nostalgia, old, old times, only, own, privacy, room, sometimes, specific, technology, things, times

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