122 Funny sometimes quotes

• Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

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  1 week ago

  annoying, behavior, cat, cats, causation, coughing, grooming, hairball, humor, just, pet, pet behavior, sense, sometimes, thing, think

• Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

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  1 week ago

  care, grok, humor, indifference, just, love, people, personification, reply, sometimes, summon

• Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

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  2 weeks ago

  figure, figure skating, humor, i, ice, ice rink, joke, medalist, niche, niche sport, Olympic, Olympic medalist, rink, skating, sometimes, sport, sport joke, walk

• Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

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  2 weeks ago

  chair, evening, i, illusion, jacket, left, looks, new, night, nightmare, person, scare, sometimes

• Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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  2 weeks ago

  actually, humor, i, interaction, internet, online, outside, people, social, social interaction, sometimes, stranger, strangers, talk, wonder

• Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual.

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  3 weeks ago

  alive, asexual, being, contradiction, feels, humor, identity, pornstar, sometimes

• I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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  3 weeks ago

  communication, entertainment, foreign, foreign language, humor, i, just, know, language, languages, listening, misunderstanding, music, sometimes, speak, talking

• Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

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  4 weeks ago

  able, distraction, ever, genuine, humor, love, loved, media, pause, reel, scroll, self-awareness, social, social media, sometimes, sure, video, YouTube

• I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

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  4 weeks ago

  attitude, evil, humor, i, losing, love, me, men, personality, remind, self-reflection, sometimes, spark, thinking

• We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

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  4 weeks ago

  able, drawer, everyday, everyday life, frustration, fun, humor, keep, kitchen, kitchen tool, life, masher, obstacle, open, playful, playful obstacle, potato, potato masher, sometimes, tool

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