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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.
Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.
I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.
Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.
Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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2 days ago
Share →: Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.
3 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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"Honestly, I'll fetch the remote if it means getting some 'Who's a good girl?' vibes. 🐶😂💕"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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"Ah, the classic dilemma: bouquet of roses or rawr-some roar? 🦖🌹"
1 month ago
Share →: Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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"With my track record, I'd need a whole traffic management system 🤯🛑🚗💬"
1 month ago
Share →: Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

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"When your curiosity meets its match: 'Sir Nosey McNoserson, please step away from the boundaries of Businesslandia!' 🕵️‍♂️🚫🙅‍♀️"
1 month ago
Share →: Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Commentary:
"Ah, fresh air and fresh judgments… the original social media! 📱➡️🙋‍♀️🌳 #OfflineCritiques"
1 month ago
Share →: Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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"When the plot's at the spa for a 'de-twist' session! 😉📖✨"
1 month ago
Share →: Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Commentary:
"When the brain takes a vacation, but the mouth decides to work overtime! 🤪🗣️ #NoFilter #Oops"
1 month ago
Share →: Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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"Channeling my inner caveman before unleashing the fashionista within! 🦍✂️✨ #RuggedToRunway"
1 month ago
Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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"BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"

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