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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Trending via Instagram:

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Trending via Discord:

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

Just shared via Messenger:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Broadcasted on Facebook:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Broadcasted on Threads:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ķ has downloaded:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡― has viewed:

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ŧ has bookmarked:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Someone from 🇊ðŸ‡Ļ has viewed:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Someone from ðŸ‡Ū🇷 has viewed:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Someone from ðŸ‡ķðŸ‡Ķ has shared:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ū has shared:

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡Đ has viewed:

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Someone from 🇊🇎 has bookmarked:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Trending via Facebook:

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

Just landed via Twitch:

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Seen just now on Telegram:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Trending via YouTube:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

Going viral on Facebook:

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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